It was the fourth of July
There was a certain ruffian from Virginia
Whenever another Pepsi would disappear I would sigh
This ruffian Rob’s favorite ice cream flavor was vanilla
He mentioned something about a bunny serial killer
Of course, I could not enjoy the song “Sweet Serial Killer” without the sweetness of my Pepsi
I guess that serial killer could be George Miller
Now, without Pepsi, I am empty
Just like the Juice WRLD song
I’m sure Rob will one day commit mass genocide
He’d be the type of guy to support Chinese control of Hong Kong
Someone like him doesn’t deserve to eat chicken that is fried
About the Creator
Hisashi Kurosawa
Author of the Tragedy of King Pepsiman, Miles Away from Mars, and A House in the Silent Creek Woods
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Rachel Reviews: The Spiral Archive by Pieter Hendrik
It's difficult for me to know where to start with a review of this book as it was, for me, an entirely unique experience and one that I'll probably never have again. I don't want that to be interpreted as unenjoyable but it has left me scratching my head a little and ruminating on its content, its themes and its characters.
By Rachel Deeming5 days ago in BookClub
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