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And The Cat Said No

On The Contrariness Of Cats

By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred Published 3 years ago 1 min read
An Edited Internet Cat Meme

A made up freeish form poem (tell me if it is real) on the contrariness of your cat.

Every Day

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Where’s My Milk?

It’s Here In Your Favourite Bowl

Warmed Just As You Like It

Will You Drink It Now?

And The Cat Said No

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I Want To Go Out

But It’s Raining

I Want to Go Out

I’ve Opened The Door For You

Do You Want To Go Out?

And The Cat Said No

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I Want Some Food

I’ve Opened Your Favourite

Salmon and Tuna

In Your Special Bowl

Are You Going To Eat?

And The Cat Said No

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I Want To Sleep

I Put A Clean Blanket

In Your Basket

Warmed On The Radiator

Lie Down Here

And The Cat Said No

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Now Repeat

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  • The Dani Writer3 years ago

    A poem that touched all the right spots that cats are like, maybe but almost always sometimes 😁

  • Babs Iverson3 years ago

    Fabulous!!! Left some love!!!

  • I literally Lol-ed reading this! This is so true!

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  • Cathy holmes3 years ago

    1 - no, doesn't like milk 2 - nailed it 3 - will eat when she's ready, NOT when you are 4 - sleeps most times anyways, usually in a spot that inconvenient to the human. 5 addendum - wants to be picked up for a cuddle, bites the hand the reaches out to pet her. That about covers it.

  • KJ Aartila3 years ago

    Yes - that seems about right! 😄🐱

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