Advance Funeral Notice

No right answers, no way back.

By The Dani WriterPublished 2 years ago • 1 min read

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"Oooh—when are you due?"

Her face, now thunderous rage,

"Do I LOOK pregnant???!!!"

Thank you for taking a peek at my entry for the Vocal Snafu Senryu Challenge! It comes with free advice that is golden:-

When in doubt (or not)...don't...say...anything. Your 'Hail Mary' trump card response is, "Queen, yes, cuz you are positively GLOWING!"

But, it might have already been used too much, or may not work, so...

Check-in with 'The Dani Writer', I still want you to live!

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The Dani Writer

Explores words to create worlds with poetry, nonfiction, and fiction. Writes content that permeates then revises and edits the heck out of it. Interests: Freelance, consultations, networking, rulebook-ripping. UK-based

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Comments (10)

Tiffany Gordonabout a year ago
❤️ it!
Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock2 years ago
Not a bit. I was asking about your paper for class.
Manisha Dhalani2 years ago
/facepalm
Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago
Unfortunately, I've done this before, lol. I just wanted to die then! Loved your Senryu!
Kayleigh Fraser ✨2 years ago
Brilliant! 😅
Rick Henry Christopher 2 years ago
Good one!!!
Cathy holmes2 years ago
Lol. This is great.
RP2 years ago
lol love it!
Babs Iverson2 years ago
Oops!!! Foot in mouth!!! That happens!!! Loved it!!!💕❤️❤️
Donna Renee2 years ago
Yep, there is no walking that one back into neutral territory!!