Abacus of the Gods ÷ 2
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The god of wine wanted to spread
His seed with a mortal, alone in her bed
She conceived, for him, a son
Who did the math on Mum
But you can't divide a god by a zed
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His abacus' quotient was demigodly
When assigned to genetic methodology
So he divided to conquer
Extrapolating yonder
And multiplied his progeny's mythology
.
His offspring came from romances
Via irrational numbered advances
He said he was full
And not -demi, until
His line stretched in quartered expanses
.
His bloodline was salaciously intent
To increase Olympic fractions' ascent
If only they could lay
A full goddess every day
The bastards could pass 60 percent
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Comments (3)
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