A Masturbation Conversation Limerick
Adding new meaning to "Get a grip."
This "touchy" topic was the subject of what has come to be called the greatest half hour sitcom episode ever – Seinfeld’s The Contest. If it was ok for primetime television, then it's OK for limericks...actually it's popular with limericks.
• Jerry Seinfeld: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man, we have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle. It's like shaving.
• Elaine Benes: Oh, that is such baloney! I shave my legs.
• Cosmo Kramer: [while eating] Not every day.
Single guys don’t have a special day.
They celebrate one daily this way
There is no doubt
The love rubbing one out
And for them it is a lifestyle cliché!
About the Creator
Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guy
I am a humorist who writes short poems and mostly limericks. The purpose of my poetry is to put a smile on people’s faces.
Smiles and Laughter are what I am after because those are both wonderful things.
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