A Couple of What the Gym and the Bathroom Have in Common Limericks

When I saw this meme, my silly brain started spinning. I tend to shy away from “bathroom humor,” but when something like this meme sets it up, I feel as if I have an obligation to knock it down.

Despite being quite different destinations

We go to both with similar expectations

The required action is “going”

Even though we are knowing

We must overcome our trepidations.

With both places we sometimes must run

That’s something that’s not ever fun.

And when we’re reeling in pain

From almost bursting a vein…

We have to wipe down the equipment when we’re done!