ᗩᗷᖇᗩᑕᗩᗪᗩᗷᖇᗩ!

If your life is unfulfilling

and you wish to disappear,

I have just the machination

so that no one knows you’re here!

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Just follow these instructions,

it’s simple, you will see

and step by step, you’ll fade away

in anonymity

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For social interactions

you’ll want to go online,

and no more get-togethers

they’re a massive waste of time!

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𝓕𝓪𝓬𝓮𝓫𝓸𝓸𝓴, 𝓧 and 𝓣𝓲𝓴𝓣𝓸𝓴

and even 𝓘𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓶

all lend themselves quite nicely

to this ‘disappearing’ plan

🪄

When it comes to entertainment

there’s no need for going out

you can stream your shows on 𝓝𝓮𝓽𝓯𝓵𝓲𝔁

from the comfort of your couch

🪄

And as for your employment,

the office is a bore

so why not work remotely?

(and remotely work, I’m sure)

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To reduce your public outings

I think it would be smart

to 𝓤𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓔𝓪𝓽𝓼 your dinners

and to shop with 𝓘𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓽

🪄

Next, 𝓟𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓹 your pictures

so you won’t be recognized

(everybody does this,

it’s a modern-day disguise)

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. . . and now one final measure

to get you off the grid:

go digital nomadic

and you’ll be covertly hid

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Soon no one will remember

the you of yesterday

and this is how you disappear

and slowly fade away

👻

ᗩᗷᖇᗩᑕᗩᗪᗩᗷᖇᗩ!