The Difficulties of Meeting a Certain Black Eyed Pea
Is this a case of mistaken identity? (An imagined celebrity encounter)
will.i.am: Hi, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Hi will.you.are…
will.i.am: No, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Yes, I know. You’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.you.are…
will.he.isn’t: No, I’m not will.I’m.not, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I mean I’m not will.you.are…
will.he.isn’t: No, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Yes, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am (to a friend who’s present): Hey, tell him who I am.
will.i.am’s friend: He’s will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: I know he’s will.he.is. but are you too?
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.he.is…
will.he.isn’t: He’s will.he.is? I thought you were will.you.were.
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.you.were.
will.he.isn’t: I was never will.i.wasn’t. But is he will.he.is?
will.i.am: He’s not will.he.is
will.he.isn’t: will.you.make.up.your.mind?
will.i.am: How’d you know that was his name? Have you two met before?
Apparently there must be at least 600 words before a story will update in the humour (sorry humor - damn American spelling!) community, so I'll just copy the above a few more times to make up the word count.
will.i.am: Hi, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Hi will.you.are…
will.i.am: No, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Yes, I know. You’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.you.are…
will.he.isn’t: No, I’m not will.I’m.not, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I mean I’m not will.you.are…
will.he.isn’t: No, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Yes, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am (to a friend who’s present): Hey, tell him who I am.
will.i.am’s friend: He’s will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: I know he’s will.he.is. but are you too?
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.he.is…
will.he.isn’t: He’s will.he.is? I thought you were will.you.were.
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.you.were.
will.he.isn’t: I was never will.i.wasn’t. But is he will.he.is?
will.i.am: He’s not will.he.is
will.he.isn’t: will.you.make.up.your.mind?
will.i.am: How’d you know that was his name? Have you two met before?
will.i.am: Hi, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Hi will.you.are…
will.i.am: No, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Yes, I know. You’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.you.are…
will.he.isn’t: No, I’m not will.I’m.not, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I mean I’m not will.you.are…
will.he.isn’t: No, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Yes, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am (to a friend who’s present): Hey, tell him who I am.
will.i.am’s friend: He’s will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: I know he’s will.he.is. but are you too?
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.he.is…
will.he.isn’t: He’s will.he.is? I thought you were will.you.were.
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.you.were.
will.he.isn’t: I was never will.i.wasn’t. But is he will.he.is?
will.i.am: He’s not will.he.is
will.he.isn’t: will.you.make.up.your.mind?
will.i.am: How’d you know that was his name? Have you two met before?
will.i.am: Hi, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Hi will.you.are…
will.i.am: No, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Yes, I know. You’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.you.are…
will.he.isn’t: No, I’m not will.I’m.not, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I mean I’m not will.you.are…
will.he.isn’t: No, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Yes, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am (to a friend who’s present): Hey, tell him who I am.
will.i.am’s friend: He’s will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: I know he’s will.he.is. but are you too?
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.he.is…
will.he.isn’t: He’s will.he.is? I thought you were will.you.were.
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.you.were.
will.he.isn’t: I was never will.i.wasn’t. But is he will.he.is?
will.i.am: He’s not will.he.is
will.he.isn’t: will.you.make.up.your.mind?
will.i.am: How’d you know that was his name? Have you two met before?
will.i.am: Hi, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Hi will.you.are…
will.i.am: No, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Yes, I know. You’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.you.are…
will.he.isn’t: No, I’m not will.I’m.not, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I mean I’m not will.you.are…
will.he.isn’t: No, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Yes, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am (to a friend who’s present): Hey, tell him who I am.
will.i.am’s friend: He’s will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: I know he’s will.he.is. but are you too?
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.he.is…
will.he.isn’t: He’s will.he.is? I thought you were will.you.were.
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.you.were.
will.he.isn’t: I was never will.i.wasn’t. But is he will.he.is?
will.i.am: He’s not will.he.is
will.he.isn’t: will.you.make.up.your.mind?
will.i.am: How’d you know that was his name? Have you two met before?
will.i.am: Hi, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Hi will.you.are…
will.i.am: No, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Yes, I know. You’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.you.are…
will.he.isn’t: No, I’m not will.I’m.not, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I mean I’m not will.you.are…
will.he.isn’t: No, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am: No, I’m will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: Yes, you’re will.you.are.
will.i.am (to a friend who’s present): Hey, tell him who I am.
will.i.am’s friend: He’s will.i.am.
will.he.isn’t: I know he’s will.he.is. but are you too?
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.he.is…
will.he.isn’t: He’s will.he.is? I thought you were will.you.were.
will.i.am: No, I’m not will.you.were.
will.he.isn’t: I was never will.i.wasn’t. But is he will.he.is?
will.i.am: He’s not will.he.is
will.he.isn’t: will.you.make.up.your.mind?
will.i.am: How’d you know that was his name? Have you two met before?
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Nicholas Edward Earthling
Hello fellow earthlings. I am one of you! I hope you're happy about that.
I'm an Australian retiree who wants to write as a hobby, and perhaps have some critical and commercial success. However, I do value my privacy so won't be oversharing.
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