The Best 50 Halloween Captions For Social Media or for Laughs
Ghostly Laughs

Halloween countdown has begun, and it's time to get your costume on! Which of your favorite social media sites will you hit, like a vampire who doesn't know when to quit?
Line up our sites like kids in a Halloween parade; it's time to showcase the world your silly trick or treat charade.
Family, Friends, Lovers and exes too, Friend-enemies won’t left in the graveyard, it’s true!
Are you gearing up for an October photo dump and need the right caption to broadcast out to all. That your October has been spook-tastic and your having a wicked ball!
If you need some help with this Halloween fun, check out the captions below, because I think they’re ton of fun!
The time is near to-
Insta
Tik Tok
Tweet
Send a pic
Blog it!
Just remember don't be lame, again, below are there sayings for all. Just read through the list and pick your potion. And if all you want to do is read, that's find to, no ghostly boo will haunt you.
50 Halloween Spook-tastic Captions
1. Resting Monster Face.
2. Eat, Drink, And Be Bitchy, ( I mean Witchy).
3. Keep Calm And Haunt On.
4. Let’s get egged!
5. What’s up, Frankenstein?
6. Don’t worry be, be scary!
7. This is were the fright happens.
8. Graveyard Dump.

9. My brain runs on black liquid potion!
10. Ready, set, Spook!
11. VampQueen!
12. Stick your broomstick where the harvest moon don’t shine!
13. Swipe left for the Ghouls.
14. Cauldron of lies.

15. Jack-o-lantern vibes only.
16. Do it haunted!
17. I am so bewitched, I better not get ditched!
18. If the coffin fits, lay in it.
19. Which you Hocus-focus already!
20. I’ll have a Ghastly Gin and tonic.

21. I am a gruesome mess!
22. One Halloween Ale coming up!
23. Caution! One Poltergeist up ahead.
24. Omen.. you give me the shudders.
25. Stay strong, candy is coming!

26. Bloodcurdling screaming is the only option!
27. What doesn’t spook you will haunt you!
28. Keep your head out of the way from the headless Horseman’s way!

29. Embrace the cobwebs.
30. When life gives you pumpkins, make Jack-o- lanterns!
31. Haunting and staying haunted!
32. This vampire only drinks red wine!
33. Who needs followers when all you have are trolls out there?
34. Tonight’s menu is: candy corn, candy corn and more candy corn!
35. Have a bat-tastic night!

36. Oh my reaper, you look grim!
37. Cinderella by day. Frankenstein’s Bride by night.
38. 100% Demon
39. Creep On
40. Shining with Zombies!
41. Skeleton, a diet's best friend.
42. Mummify me!
43. I will never creep you out! Suck your blood, yes!
44. Blood sucking vampires for life!

45. I found the best candy sucker ever!
46. You are my caramel to my apple.
47. Only a candy corn like you is reliable.
48. What can I say, BOO to you too!
49. You make me feel like I am the only glowing ghost in the world!
50. How dare you ghost me!
I hope you enjoyed this bit of spooky fun! Drop in the comments ones that scream out at you!
Happy Halloween!
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Comments (5)
Witchy woman see how high she flies! I am with #12 and the old Brach's candy corn. In Sweden I looked to order some for my 26 year old, ( I know, tight?) and with shipping it would be 40buckaroos. Now that is scary ghoul! 🙀
Very entertaining! Happy to subscribe to your work.
Hahahah! These are cute and made me smile! Thanks for sharing -- might steal some of these!
Oooo, I wanna try a Halloween ale too hehehehe. Loved all of these!
You are in a Halloween kind of mood. My favorite is 'Cauldron of Lies' even though they are all good.