The Seven Stages of Becoming a Mindless Monkey Kung Fu Master: Journey to the West

It starts with love. . . Guide to Traveling to the West. . .

"Nothing in the world is difficult; only the mind makes it so. . " --Wu Cheng'en 吴承恩 in "Monkey King"

Welcome my friends from the East, we are going to travel away from the Great Wall of China where we were born and grew up practicing the Shaolin martial arts. Indeed, we are going to travel to the far West, so be careful and read this guide on how to survive and thrive in America as we visit.

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Listen to ICE ICE BABY and make sure to duplate the dance moves as a way to survive cultural shock...

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Instruction for Mastering Mad Monkey Kung Fu

In order to survive the Journey to the West, and the Golden Palace of USA (Un-United Slaves of Asses), follow these careful directions of the alchemical Mad Monkey Kung Fu Master.

According to Malcolm X, who lived in America, “It is impossible for capitalism to survive, primarily because the system of capitalism needs some blood to suck. Capitalism used to be like an eagle, but now it’s more like a vulture. It used to be strong enough to go and suck anybody’s blood whether they were strong or not. But now it has become more cowardly, like the vulture, and it can only suck the blood of the helpless. As the nations of the world free themselves, the capitalism has less victims, less to suck, and it becomes weaker and weaker. It’s only a matter of time in my opinion before it will collapse completely.”

We agree, so be careful in your journey to the West.

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1. “Kokyu!”: Master the Art of Monkey Breath!

Rhythm remains key for breathing, for be sure to recognize the unrecognizable, and see the elephant in the room. Especially if you see ICE agents with guns.

Relaxing, take a long breath in and count to five. Hold the breath and think of your monkey mind. Breathe out and let the blackness of night go because an Ice agent hits you in the head for not showing your passport.

Smile like a monkey and find your passport.

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2. “Kiotsuke!": Mastering Monkey Awareness

Master mindfulness and do not look for fun trees to climb or playful bananas to eat. You love banana splits but know that is not healthy. Do not get into fight with any street apes. Be very careful.

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3. “Shu Ha Ra!” : Mastering Monkey Learning

As a tourest in the West, follow the rules of learning how to travel correctly as a Monkey King. Master the art of "Shu," following directions in English; Ha, becoming lost because your Monkey Mind can't understand the signs in Englsih, and finally breaking the rules because of misinterpretation. However, never ever break the law because "ICE ICE BABY" is watching you.

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4. “Reiho!” > Mastering the Monkey Kindness

Respect begins and ends in courtesy, so respect other tourist, and they will respect you.

Be kind to everyone, and dance like a monkey if you are happy, but only in your hotel room. Do not dance on the streets like a mad monkey.

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5. Aikontakuto! > Mastering Monkey Eye Contact

In japan, eye contact is not welcome and is thought be insulting. However, in the West, when you ask for directions or order food, it is important to look into the eyes and look and see with your monkey eyes. If you look at the weapon of an ICE man with fear, you become fooled, so don’t be distracted. See what is there. Empty your mind! Be formless like a monkey.

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6. Aizuchi ! > Mastering Monkey Sounds

If someone talks to you, you must reply back with words like: Oh, Ahh, Hmm. Wow. . . This helps with a daily interactions, and shows monkey mindfulness, a consciousness oft he Tao bringings positive monkey actions. Especially to ICE and the Police.

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7. Mindfulness! > Mastering Monkey Monkey Framing .

Finally, This becomes a form of self-understanding brings success by framing travel opportunity in the situation. I think many do not really understand this. Monkey see, monkey do. But not doo doo or poo poo. If you step in dog poo, it will stink, so beware of pets are around. Enter the mindfulness of the inner monkey mind and shine when visiting cities like New York City, Los Angeles and Chicago

Conclusion: Dance of the Monkey Kung Fu Master

Finally, in the West, capitalism is the last shift from liberation and into colonialism.

To understand the West, study Ngugi wa Thiong’o's masterpiece "Decolonizing the Mind," he wrote “The real aim of colonialism was to control the people’s wealth: what they produced, how they produced it, and how it was distributed; to control, in other words, the entire realm of the language of real life. . . . But its most important area of domination was the mental universe of the colonised, the control, through culture, of how people perceived themselves and their relationship to the world.”

Thank you so much for reading this. . . . Monkey Mind Kung Fu allows one to travel to the West, in countries like America and shine well.

It starts with love. . . . Love everyone, kids, pets and monkeys when you travel

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