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Adjustment Period. Runner-Up in Pitch Your Pilot Challenge. Top Story - July 2023. Content Warning.
TITLE: Adjustment Period (pilot episode for “As the World Burns”) AUTHOR: Dana O. Crandell GENRE: Dystopian Fiction/Dark Humor
By Dana Crandell3 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dracula . Content Warning.
Today, I interview a bloodsucker who’s mother would be proud! He’s a count, and while not a poet, many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he most definitely knows it. He’s a man who lives forever, and who’s name rhymes with Bracula, and he’s not afraid to cook with a spatula. He’s here to tell us what poems and stories ring true. Some call him a bat out of hell! Others say he’s perfect and doesn’t smell! Let us give a warm welcome to Dracula!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
All in The Tumble
Overview "All in The Tumble" is a one-hour comedy-drama series that brings to life the underbelly of a small Midwestern town's gymnastics community, coupled with the human drama that ensues off the mat. It’s "Gilmore Girls" meets "Glee," where comedic happenings and witty banter clash with emotional depth and relatable struggles. It encapsulates the rawness of ambition, the hilarity of human connections, and the transformative power of community, all set in a world filled with leotards, cartwheels, and balance beams.
By Heather3 years ago in Humor
And Now for Dead Parrots, Flying Sheep, and Cardinal Richelieu Impersonators
Cult Films and Midnight Movies "From High Art to Low Trash" Vol 1 By Tom Baker As a child, getting home from school, I used to eagerly look forward to watching British sketch comedy legends Monty Python and their famous show "Monty Python's Flying Circus" rerun unaccountably on MTV during the late 1980s. Although the humor was a little too sophisticated for me, the show had a warm, if puzzling ambiance and often actresses that exposed a lot of cleavage. Which was enough to hold my attention. The flat, surrealistic animations, utilizing images culled from a hundred years earlier or thereabouts, were always grotesque good fun. The whole thing put me into an alternate world, and I wanted to learn from it, ironically.
By Tom Baker3 years ago in Humor
Harry Styles Impersonator . Content Warning.
Harry Styles Impersonator Harry Styles Impersonator is a dark comedy-drama that tackles the perils of fame and driving to attain it, celeb culture, and how the media treats people in the limelight.
By Paul Stewart3 years ago in Humor
my ex-girlfriend
Hello. I am a high school student living in Japan. This time I would like to talk to you about my ex-girlfriend. You might think this is normal, but it was a surprising experience to me. Ever since I was in middle school, there was someone I had a crush on. At that time, she was a very good-natured and attractive girl to me. She was kind to everyone, and her　communication skills were high, and she taught me how to study. I fell in love with her.In my third year of middle school, I finally mustered up the courage to confess to her! All my friends said I should stop. However, I thought that if I attacked now and knew the result, I would be able to change my mind if the result was good or bad. But back then, I never imagined that something like this would happen. Unfortunately I was dumped by her. It was a shock to me at first, but since I've always been in a friendly neighborhood position with everyone, I was aware that I wouldn't be considered a romantic interest anyway, so I was able to bounce back quite easily.owever, a turning point came. Three days after being dumped, the girl contacted me and said, "Recently, I'm jealous of S.(In order not to give out the name, I will only use the initials this time.) It's about boys..."! . My first thought was, "is this bitch trying to finish me off?" , I couldn't think of anything else.However, I hadn't completely shaken off the girl yet, so I thought I'd at least listen to what shi had to say, and to my surprise, the boy was me! At this moment, I thought, "God really exists!" As we talked, we started dating. However, it was right before the final exams, so I couldn't go on a date right away. I was really looking forward to going on a date after the test was over. On the contrary, it was the only test motivation for me.But here tragedy strikes. one week after we started dating, I was suddenly called after school, and when I was wondering what was going on, I was told to break up because of "differences in values." I was half angry, saying, "I've never even been on a date, so what's your sense of values?" I remember being stared at by her friend when I went to the classroom to pick up my luggage without being able to say anything. All of my firends said "I've never heard of someone getting dumped twice by the same person in two weeks lol"Because it spread in the grade in an instant, I was messed with by boys for a while.But after this, there was an incident that I couldn't believe my eyes. Two weeks after we broke up, she and I went to Disney because we were originally going to go to Disney with a couple of boys and girls from our class. By that time she seemed to have made the switch completely and started saying that she liked my friend Y.( same )is the type of person who will do anything if he finds it interesting, so despite his interest in her, Y purposely shared an umbrella with my ex-girlfriend in front of me. It broke my heart. Even her female friends acted like they were sorry for me. There were other people, and I didn't want to spoil the atmosphere, so I put up with it. rom this experience, I learned two things. One, don't trust women. Second, girls are more about their faces than their personalities.
By denden3 years ago in Humor
"A Mile in My Shoes"
We all have our phobias/preconceived notions of people that are different than us. In the hilarious take on conquering fears, "A Mile in My Shoes" is a comedy series that forces people to live in their fear until they understand their prejudice was not valid. Imagine "Big" and “Freaky Friday” with a twist on the lesson learned.
By Erin Cuellar3 years ago in Humor
Off the Wall
Synopsis: "Off the Wall" is a sitcom set in the unconventional environment of "Creative Chaos," an eccentric advertising agency. It revolves around the daily mishaps, absurdities, and adventures of the characters working there. The show features witty dialogue, physical comedy, and a cast of memorable characters, providing plenty of laughs while exploring the dynamics of a dysfunctional yet lovable team.
By Alin Stan3 years ago in Humor
10 Easy Steps to Debugging
Ah, the joy of programming! Nothing beats the thrill of spending hours on end trying to track down those elusive bugs that seem to have an uncanny ability to hide in the most obscure corners of your code. In this sarcastic guide, we'll explore the "10 Easy Steps to Debugging" and marvel at the wonders of troubleshooting in the world of programming.
By Konain Anjum3 years ago in Humor
Love and Laughter: A Hilarious Romance
Title: Love and Laughter: A Hilarious Romance In the charming town of Jovialville, where laughter was as abundant as the sunshine, there lived a quirky young woman named Lily. Lily had an infectious laugh that could brighten even the gloomiest of days. Her heart yearned for love, but she had a knack for attracting hilariously unconventional suitors.
By Ram Ray 3 years ago in Humor
sunday scrap.
Sunday. 12:15 PM. 92 degrees. The sun feels palpable--like you'll reach your hand out from beneath the shade, and a molten ray of light will kiss your skin and leave you red with blisters. It's a different kind of heat that bites the back of your neck and hugs the inside of your pants, clinging to your trousers. Kisses you between the legs, leaving you damp, hot, and desperate for reprieve.
By brooke3 years ago in Humor
The Clamp
Once upon a time, in a small town called Quirksville, there lived a man named Fred. Fred was known for his uncanny ability to find himself in the most peculiar situations. No matter where he went or what he did, he seemed to be a magnet for bizarre circumstances.
By Balan Levin3 years ago in Humor