Irony

Alien Van Life. Top Story - June 2023. Content Warning.
PITCH Tagline: A bit of alien is in each of us. Logline: A charming, shapeshifting alien revisits planet Earth to finish her dissertation on human evolution, and the first stop is a glitzy SciFi convention in Las Vegas after she morphs into a human disguise. Introducing herself as an up-and-coming vlog influencer, the alien is most intrigued by an offbeat group of Van Lifers who invite her to narrate a prospective road trip documentary, promising to showcase real adventures of life on wheels, even when some are so unreal they feel alien.
By D. ALEXANDRA PORTER3 years ago in Humor
Fatale
A strange man waits outside a motel room. Buttoned up but nervous, he fidgets as a stunning, young, dark haired woman opens the door and greets him. They exchange niceties and introductions as she lets him in and he makes some inquiries about “getting started”. The girl, slightly put off, does as is expected. Moving towards him, undressing, letting him take her in his arms. Yet, he becomes aggressive, the two moving into a physical altercation, landing them on the ground, rolling around in the shag carpet. Both struggle, both grunt, both becoming more alive to the moment until with one final, mutual squeal, they both go still. Lying, unmoving on the ground, blood slowly pooling around them. From under the man, the girl stirs, pushing him off, she manages to get up and sighs. The opening credits roll over her folding up the body in a suitcase, deep cleaning the room and herself, bleaching her hair, ending in a flash to the title card.
By G3 years ago in Humor
ROOMMATE DU JOUR
TITLE: ROOMMATE DU JOUR GENRE: COMEDY PREMISE: A 20-something makes a deal with a mysterious stranger who is willing to pay his entire rent each month if he'll accept whatever roommate his benefactor chooses for him, as often as it occurs, and for as short or long a duration as it is.
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Humor
Satan, Sick of Summons . Top Story - June 2023. Content Warning.
Satan started off as a great warrior for anarchy and free will, a genuine rebel without a cause. He hadn’t intended to be evil, he just didn’t like living by the rules. After being banished to hell, god sends books to earth explaining how to summon Satan, just to annoy him. Every time someone uses one of these books and does a summoning spell, they always ask Satan to do a really monotonous and sometimes evil favor, and after thousands of years, Satan is annoyed. He actually earned his deal making reputation by trying to make deals to get out of doing favors.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
The Humorous Side of Being a Responsible Adult
Alright, alright, alright! Sit back, grab your preferred beverage - whether it's coffee, tea, or, like me, a healthy mix of energy drinks and existential dread - and let's dive into the rollercoaster ride that is responsible adulthood. It's like being on the most exhilarating amusement park ride, except the safety bar is your health insurance, the loops are unexpected bills, and the photo taken right when you're most terrified is your face every time you check your bank balance. Yeah, fun, isn't it?
By Nathan Chen3 years ago in Humor
Jungle fever
PICTURE THIS AS A VERY LIFE-LIKE ANIMATED SERIES, IN 4, 5, OR 6D. OR WHICHEVER 'D' IS 'EN VOGUE' AT THE MOMENT. THE STORY BEGINS WHEN SIAM APPROACHES:
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Humor
Humor in the Digital Age
Introduction Through social media and memes, comedy has discovered a new method of expression in the fast-paced, digitally linked world we live in. Memes have developed their own language and are able to bring individuals from different backgrounds together via laughing thanks to their humorous words and familiar imagery. The transformational power of memes is explored in this moving tale, showing how, in the digital age, they can bring people together, develop relationships, and foster a sense of community.
By OLIVER EKLU3 years ago in Humor
The Heist of the Century
Title: The Heist of the Century Part 1: The Plan Unfolds In the heart of the city, a group of talented individuals with diverse skills came together for a mission of epic proportions. They were brought together by one common goal: to execute the greatest robbery of the century. The mastermind behind the plan was none other than Victor Turner, a genius strategist with a reputation for orchestrating intricate heists.
By Fredrick Maina3 years ago in Humor
Eternal Nightlife
Synopsis: "Eternal Nightlife" revolves around Karmilla, a 174-year-old immortal blood-sucker who struggles to find the perfect source of untainted human blood in the modern world. With her sarcastic wit, a penchant for mischief, and an unexpected encounter with a hopeless romantic, Karmilla's life takes a hilarious turn as she navigates the complexities of love, friendship, and immortality.
By Karina Thyra3 years ago in Humor
The Unfortunate Adventures of Sir Clumsy
Chapter 1: The Armor Mishap On a bright and sunny morning, Sir Clumsy embarked on a noble quest to rescue a damsel in distress. But as fate would have it, he managed to trip over his own shoelaces and faceplant right into a suit of armor. The clattering noise alerted the dragon guarding the damsel, who promptly burst into uncontrollable laughter. Poor Sir Clumsy had inadvertently become the kingdom's first "Knights Stand-Up" comedian!
By dimitris diam3 years ago in Humor
Pranks that went too far . Content Warning.
15 pranks that went too far While pranks can be fun and entertaining, it's important to exercise caution and consideration to ensure that they don't cross the line or cause harm to others. Unfortunately, there have been instances where pranks have gone too far, resulting in unintended consequences. Here are a few examples:
By Charmaine Cowan3 years ago in Humor
Is-there- love at first sight
The concept of "love at first sight" refers to the idea that individuals can experience an immediate and intense romantic attraction or connection upon seeing someone for the first time. It is often depicted in popular culture and romantic narratives.
By Noel3 years ago in Humor