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The Black Valentine
On Wednesday the 14th, was the much talked about Valentine's Day. Here is my own Valentine's Day story. On Tuesday the 13th, I logged on to Instagram to share one of my latest stories . Okay, so when I opened the App, I realized that I had a lot of unreplied DMs. So I decided to reply messages instead. One of the messages was from one of my side chicks, Chinonso. She was asking where I'd take her to on Valentine's Day. I didn't reply the message, I just laughed in my mind. "It's like one this mad, she doesn't know she's just a side chick?" I thought about it and laughed even more. Before I could finish reading other messages, Chinonso's call came through. I didn't want to take the call at first, but I knew she won't stop calling until I took her call. So I picked up, and she went all "Darny, tomorrow is Val's Day, where are you taking me to?" I didn't know what to answer. I had only 15k left in my life, which i've been hiding in one deep corner of my bag since January. This 15k is literary my life, therefore I can't joke with it.
By Sam Otoabasi Etim2 years ago in Humor
The Giggle Guide
Once upon a time in the quirky town of Chuckleville, where laughter flowed as abundantly as the Chuckle River, there lived a man named Benny Bumble. Benny had a unique talent that set him apart from everyone else in town—he was the official Giggle Guide, specializing in navigating life's challenges with humor, one chuckle at a time.
By Michael Stephens2 years ago in Humor
The Hunt for Sugar Mummies: A Comedy of Misconceptions
Johnson had a peculiar notion about Abuja— the city was said to be teeming with sugar mummies ready to lavish money on young men in exchange for companionship. But as he would soon find out, not everything was as it seemed in the bustling capital.
By Saheed Abdulsalam2 years ago in Humor
The Great Adventure of Grocery Shopping: Navigating Aisle Ninjas and Cart Obstacles
In the busy world of everyday life, there is an epic trip that tests your courage, intelligence, and patience: going grocery shopping. Brave shoppers go into the maze-like aisles with nothing but their buying lists and the will to win. They face challenges like deciphering nutritional hieroglyphs and avoiding close encounters with other shoppers.
By Stephen Ochieng2 years ago in Humor
The unforgettable pie
Once upon a time in the quaint town of Sillyville, there lived two mischievous best friends named Benny and Freddy. They were known throughout the town for their wild pranks and outrageous antics. One day, they stumbled upon a flyer for the Great Sillyville Pie-Throwing Contest, an event that promised the grand prize of a year's supply of the most delicious pies in the world.
By Mmesoma Angelica Agada2 years ago in Humor
Rarest of All Moroccan Tree Goats Found
Author's preface: Those who are not familiar with my writings may not know that I have something of an obsession with argan oil. For some reason I find the Moroccan hair and beauty oil to be a source of endless comedic inspiration. So much so that I have published close to twenty stories now over the past three years which use argan oil as the main humorous element and plot point. For examples see here here here here here and here None of my writings are very popular, but my argan oil works rank among my least viewed or commented upon. It appears others do not necessarily find argan oil as hilarious as I do. That's OK and to be expected. I mean seriously, argan oil, wtf? How dumb of a thing is that to find funny? Great question, and yet for reasons I cannot explain, I do. In fact I am smiling and laughing to myself as I write these very words. Sometimes we write for others, and sometimes we write for ourselves. I rest content in the knowledge that someday the world will wake up to the truth. They will all realize what I have known for so long. Argan oil is just so damn funny! lol!
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
The Talking Animal Machine of Wackyville
Once upon a time in the small, quirky town of Wackyville, there lived an eccentric inventor named Professor Fizzlepop. The good professor was renowned for his unusual contraptions and his peculiar sense of humor. One sunny day, he decided to test out his latest invention—a machine that could transform ordinary household objects into talking animals.
By Angela Zeen2 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles Part I
Author's preface: By popular demand and because I wanted to get these into Vocal's humor community which is where they belonged all along I will be republishing all 18 articles in my award winning series featuring argan oil, the world’s greatest hair and beauty oil, and Morocco’s trump card in their secret plot to control the worlds dwindling supply of hair oil reserves. If you are reading this you can’t say you were not warned. The series is presented in chronological order (or close enough) for the argan oil chronicles completist. Part I - The early years features some of my earliest forays into the exciting, humorous, and hair frizz free world of argan oil. Thank you country of Morocco for being such a good sport about the whole thing. I do very much admire your country and would love to visit someday. Enjoy!
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
The Art of Laughter
Title: The Art of Laughter: Exploring Humor and Satire in Today's World Introduction Laughter has long been heralded as a universal language that transcends cultural boundaries and unites people in moments of joy. In the realm of literature and media, humor and satire serve as powerful tools to entertain, inform, and provoke thought. From witty commentary on current events to lighthearted takes on everyday situations, humor, and satire play a significant role in reflecting and shaping our perceptions of the world around us.
By Elieca Mcken2 years ago in Humor
When Silence Speaks Louder
In the picturesque neighborhood where Purity had recently settled, every home seemed to be a haven of beauty and charm. These well-adorned residences were inhabited by equally stunning women who graced the streets with their elegance. Yet, amidst this enclave of loveliness, there was one woman who stood out; Rachel, the talkative tornado.
By Judith Okech2 years ago in Humor
From Brake to Breakthrough
Ah, the open road; a realm of endless possibilities, of wind in your hair and the hum of adventure beneath your wheels. Or, in the case of my dear friend Lucy, a place of nail-biting uncertainty, rule-following to the point of obsession, and one very unexpected collision.
By Judith Okech2 years ago in Humor
