General
The Unforgettable Surprise
Once upon a time, there was a newly married couple, John and Emily. John, the doting husband, had a mischievous plan to surprise his beautiful and elegant wife. One day, he approached Emily with a mischievous grin and a silky eye mask sleep cover in his hands.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor
Terraforming
The year is 2042. The world has been ravaged by climate change, and the few remaining humans live in domed cities. Outside the domes, the air is toxic and the land is barren. The domes are powered by solar energy and have their own water recycling systems. They are self-sufficient and have everything the humans need to survive. However, they are also isolated from the outside world. The humans inside the domes have never seen the sun or the stars. They know nothing of the world that once existed. They are a new species, adapted to life in a harsh and unforgiving environment.
By Mother Combs3 years ago in Humor
Mama's Used Cars
Title: Mama’s Used Cars Setting: Used Car Dealership, Wake Forest, N.C. The Pitch – Dottie Spangler owns and manages a high-end luxury used car dealership, Spangler Motors. Her company sells Mercedes, Porsche, BMW, and other luxury brand used vehicles.
By J. S. Wade3 years ago in Humor
Monolith
My body felt as though it had been slowly baked on hot tiles. The pain forced my reluctant brain to reengage with the world. The unrelenting sun’s rays penetrated my closed eyelids. I grudgingly opened one eye just a slit and saw it—the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Inside my sluggish brain, the title song from that movie, “Also Sprach Zarathustra”, began playing. It’s a tune that will repeat itself over and over in my head for the rest of the day. Most annoying!
By Mark Gagnon3 years ago in Humor
Buddies . Content Warning.
A formerly prominent businessman David Bitman has to rethink his whole life once his wife of 14 years takes everything in a divorce, leaving him for an old friend of theirs. Searching for a way to get back on his feet, David reunites with a free-spirited old classmate Cassie to help him open up a dispensary.
By Sherman B. Mason3 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dracula . Content Warning.
Today, I interview a bloodsucker who’s mother would be proud! He’s a count, and while not a poet, many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he most definitely knows it. He’s a man who lives forever, and who’s name rhymes with Bracula, and he’s not afraid to cook with a spatula. He’s here to tell us what poems and stories ring true. Some call him a bat out of hell! Others say he’s perfect and doesn’t smell! Let us give a warm welcome to Dracula!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
The Misadventures of Foxy, Rabbit, and Ellie
A bustling city with tall buildings and busy streets. FOXY, a sly and mischievous fox, struts along with a confident grin. RABBIT, an honest and naive bunny, hops alongside, his innocent eyes wide with wonder. ELLIE, a large and majestic elephant, lumbers behind them, casting an imposing presence.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
"Hotter Than a Jalapeño: Surviving the Sizzling Summer Heatwave"
Hey, folks! Here to help you survive the scorching summer heat with my patented blend of humor and wit. Trust me, I've battled the sun's fiery wrath and lived to tell the tale. So, here with some hilarious tips and advice to keep you cool when the sun feels like it's personally targeting you. Let's dive right in! grab a cold drink, sit back, and get ready to laugh your way through the summer heatwave!
By Katrona Dawson3 years ago in Humor
King Kaiden
A/N: This story was written for the 'Pitch your Pilot' challenge on Vocal - Enjoy! Synopsis Kay is an aspiring drag performer, climbing the ranks of the community using a unique mix of stand-up comedy and killer singing performances. The only issue is – she is a drag King, not a drag queen. Watch as Kay traverses the drag community using her manly persona; King Kayden! Come along for the ride in this TV comedy with all of its beauty, sadness, drama, and (of course) glitter!
By ThatWriterWoman3 years ago in Humor
