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THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING (AND SO ARE YOUR PANTS)
WHEN THE COSMOS MEETS CARBS Scientists tell us the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate, fueled by mysterious forces like dark energy. And honestly? I would have to agree... Except in my case, the mysterious force is extra queso and that ill-advised third chimichanga. Cosmic inflation, they call it. Cute. Meanwhile, my jeans are experiencing catastrophic waistband failure, and astronomers aren’t writing papers about that. Forget black holes; the real singularity is your belly button after you polish off a family-size nacho platter “because it was on special.”
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
Sermon Humor Jokes: Adding a Holy Chuckle to the Pulpit
Laughter isn’t just good medicine—it’s also a fantastic way to connect hearts, lighten the mood, and drive home a message. Even in a sermon, a well-placed joke can wake up a sleepy pew, break tension, or make a point stick like glue.
By JokeJester6 months ago in Humor
Cartoon Jokes for Seniors: Nostalgia With a Chuckle
Cartoons aren’t just for kids. Nope, not even close! For many Cartoon Jokes For Seniors bring back warm memories—whether it’s black-and-white Saturday morning shows, old-school animation, or classic comic strips in the Sunday paper.
By JokeJester6 months ago in Humor
I Cut My Finger With a ‘Chainsaw’. Top Story - July 2025.
It was about noon on Saturday. I had already finished trimming the bushes in the front yard using the electric hedge trimmer that my daughter affectionately refers to as ‘the chainsaw.’ She was furious that I could do such a thing without her and refused to let it go. As if I could turn back time so she could have a crack at it.
By Leslie Writes6 months ago in Humor
🐢 Turtle Dad Jokes: Slow, Steady, and Shell-arious!
When it comes to turtle dad jokes, some are fast, some are furious… but the best ones? They're turtley awesome! Whether you're hanging by the pond, visiting the zoo, or just love shelling out puns, turtle dad jokes are the slow-cooked comedy everyone needs.
By JokeJester6 months ago in Humor
Did Carlos Mencia Really Steal Jokes? Here's the Story Behind the Controversy
Carlos Mencia, once a popular stand-up comic and the face of Mind of Did Carlos Mencia Steal Jokes became a lightning rod in the comedy world—not for his punchlines, but for a long-standing accusation: stealing jokes.
By JokeJester6 months ago in Humor
The Art of Letting Go
I was once a prisoner of my past. Every mistake, every heartbreak, every unspoken word was an invisible chain around my heart, pulling me back every time I tried to move forward. Holding onto memories felt safer. They were familiar, comfortable—even if they were painful. It’s strange, isn’t it? How we cling to the very things that hurt us the most?
By Shah Fayaz 6 months ago in Humor
