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And On the Second Day of the New Year…
Yesssss, I know I’m late! I finally got around to the '100 things-thingy in 20 mins' challenge that Judey Kalchik did ages ago, but she said there was no time limit so technically…
By The Dani Writer2 years ago in Humor
Ih: The Creation of a New Word. Top Story - January 2024.
We humans, we love our simple noises. Isn’t it great to be able to grunt and get a point across? Minimal effort. That’s what the human experience is about. Minimal effort for maximum output. In the English language, we have a lot of these. Ever notice a lot of them are two letters and end with an H?
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile2 years ago in Humor
I Told Our Only Son to Fuck Off on Christmas Day
So, you’re reading that headline and you’re rushing to judgment. Such language, you’re thinking. At Christmas too, you’re thinking. His only son, you’re thinking. You’re clearly not very good at thinking is what I’m thinking. Read on. I guarantee that by the time you’ve finished this article, you’ll be on my side.
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
Queen, an "If" story.
IF I WERE QUEEN? First and foremost, I am already Queen, by virtue of being born a woman. Oh, chuck it!!!!!! If I were Queen I would be queen of the world. I would live in a great and magnificent African Palace and be the best African World Queen there ever would be. I would enforce the laws that make women strong and fierce, while prioritizing and ensuring equality for all who walk this earthly plane. I would proudly live, love and embrace the queenliness within myself, so I can project it onto all who gaze upon my beauty and power with great expectations for their future. I would not disappoint my adoring subjects.
By Novel Allen2 years ago in Humor
Kitchen Catastrophe Chronicles
In the chaotic kitchen of their college apartment, Alex and Jess surveyed the aftermath of their attempt at cooking. Pots and pans were scattered like casualties of culinary warfare, and a mysterious smell lingered in the air. Little did they know, their quest for a home-cooked meal would turn into a comedy of kitchen calamities.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
Hire for Laughs: The Interview Comedy Show
In the sleek, corporate office of ChuckleTech Industries, Mr. Hilarious, the quirky CEO known for his unconventional hiring tactics, sat across from Job-Seeker Jane, who nervously adjusted her tie. The atmosphere was charged with anticipation as they embarked on an interview that promised more chuckles than conventional questions.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
A Very Honest Date. Top Story - December 2023.
The waitress was very fat and I did not like her hair, but she had a good attitude as she guided me to my seat. The restaurant was not full on a Friday, so I guessed that the concert next door was still on and that it would fill up with people who had terrible taste in music later (the group playing truly sucked). I knew that my name was on the reservation list, but I still had a twenty ready in case she gave me a hassle.
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
Classroom Chronicles: The Homework Havoc
In the cozy living room of the Johnson household, a father, Mr. Johnson, and his teenage son, Jake, found themselves engaged in a spirited conversation about the quirks and quagmires of the modern education system.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
The Great Banana Caper: A Hilarious Adventure in Peeladelphia
Once upon a time, in the eccentric city of Peeladelphia, where the streets were lined with banana peels instead of cobblestones, lived a peculiar group of friends. There was Benny the Banana, the smooth-talking fruit with a penchant for puns; Sally the Strawberry, a sweet and sassy berry with a red-hot temper; Larry the Lemon, a sour but zesty character with a knack for mischief; and Wally the Watermelon, a laid-back melon who always kept his cool.
By Kavinda Kusal2 years ago in Humor
Blueprint Banter: The Hilarious House Hunt
In the sleek and stylish office of Designer Delight, a renowned architect known for his whimsical designs and extravagant flair, Client Claire anxiously awaited the grand revelation of her dream home's plan and cost. Little did she know that the ensuing conversation would be a rollercoaster of architectural antics and budgetary buffoonery.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
Laughing Gas and Dental Debates: A Comedy in the Chair
In the cozy yet intimidating realm of Dr. Chuckletooth's dental clinic, Patient Patty found herself reclined in the infamous dental chair, mentally preparing for an encounter with the feared drill. Dr. Chuckletooth, a dentist known for his unconventional methods and a knack for turning pain into punchlines, approached with a mischievous grin.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
Satan's Claws . Content Warning.
"Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow." Southpark (1999) You people just have no f*cking clue, do you? You think Santa Claus is just some mythological lard butt that flies around in a holly jolly sleigh with eight imprisoned reindeer pumping the air furiously, their bleeding Rudolph the Red Nosed (because dripping blood from their hemorrhagic brainpans) noses pressed against the freezing December winds. It's all just folklore, ain't it? All in good fun, ain't it?
By Tom Baker2 years ago in Humor