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🌀 WEATHER ALERT: A Front of Unprecedented Laziness Is Moving In
In what officials are calling a “national crisis of comfort,” meteorologists have issued an emergency Laziness Front Warning for nearly the entire country.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
1950s Jokes: A Blast of Laughter from the Past
Ah, the 1950s — poodle skirts, jukeboxes, drive-in movies, and the golden age of humor! Life was simpler, jokes were cleaner, and laughter echoed through diners and family living rooms.
By JokeJester3 months ago in Humor
Turned a Zoom Meeting Into a Comedy Show (By Accident)
I’ve had my fair share of embarrassing moments, but none have lived longer in my colleagues’ memories than the day I accidentally turned a serious Zoom meeting into an unplanned comedy show.
By LUNA EDITH3 months ago in Humor
Accordion Jokes: Squeezing Laughter from Every Note
Accordions aren’t just for folk festivals and polka dances—they’re also a source of some seriously fun humor! Whether you’re a musician, a music lover, or just someone who enjoys a good pun, accordion jokes can hit the right note of laughter.
By JokeJester3 months ago in Humor
The Philosophy of the Flat Fridge
Civilisations have risen and fallen, but none have faced a challenge as great as negotiating shelf space in a student flat fridge.
By Parthivee Mukherji 3 months ago in Humor
20 Funny jokes
160. The Dead Homeowner When a homeowner died, the women of the house cried: “Oh, where have you gone? A place with no bread, no water, no servants, no light, no air!”
By Muhammad Talha3 months ago in Humor
The Strange Tale of Monty Rigamarole - The One-Legged Contortionist
He always had a supple way with his extremities did Monty Rigamarole. At the tenderest age he easily slipped from his Mother's arms like a recalcitrant cat tired of the affection. He could even contrive to crawl through the bars of his previously inescapable cot.
By Parody and Satire3 months ago in Humor
Put the Script Down, Grandpa: When Hollywood Just Won’t Let the Action Heroes Retire
There comes a point in every action hero’s career when it’s time to trade in the rocket launcher for a recliner. Unfortunately, Hollywood seems to have collectively agreed that point is never. The result? A new cinematic age where once-mighty legends are wheeled out like beloved relics, forced to roundhouse kick villains while praying their hip replacements hold up.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
Miss Gloria v. Jason Pooper
Miss Gloria v. Mr. Pooper “Hello, Miss Cupidon. Please take a seat here. I’ll let Jason Pooper know that you’re here.” “Jason Pooper? Oh no. I refuse to work with that man.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 3 months ago in Humor
The Great Grocery Store Disaster
They say adulthood is just realizing no one actually knows what they’re doing—and last Saturday, I became living proof of that.
By Lena Vale3 months ago in Humor
Agriculture Jokes: Harvesting Laughter from the Fields 🌾
Agriculture is more than just hard work, sweat, and soil—it’s a lifestyle full of surprises, lessons, and plenty of humor! From farmers cracking jokes at sunrise to kids laughing at corn puns during harvest festivals, agriculture jokes are a fun way to celebrate the farming spirit.
By JokeJester3 months ago in Humor
The Illusion of Control (Now With 87% More Button-Pushing)
There’s a primal thrill in pressing a button. That tiny click feels like a handshake with destiny. A promise that the universe will move at your command. You jab that elevator “close door” button like you’re launching Apollo 13. You stab at the crosswalk “walk” button like Moses parting traffic. And for a glorious half-second, you believe you’ve changed something.... Spoiler Alert: you haven’t.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor