Family
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As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting an orange glow over the neighborhood, my heart quickened with anticipation. It was the day of our long-awaited sleepover at Aunt Lucy's house. The mere thought of spending a night with my cousins filled me with excitement. The evening program at Aunt Lucy's was vastly different from ours, and it held a charm that was irresistible.
By Rose Wanjiku Kimani3 years ago in Humor
Belts With Holes Are Dead
In one possible dystopian future the fall of man was brought about not by a nuclear holocaust or alien invasion, nor by a biological agent unleashing a zombie plague or a global economic collapse, but rather by an event so mundane, so random, so seemingly inconsequential that not even the wisest of men could have predicted it. This is the world of belts with holes are dead. A world ended when the last belt with holes suddenly disappeared from our planet earth. A hellish nightmarescape where the ability to keep one’s pants up even if they are too large is no longer an option for most. The rich seclude themselves in future belt enclaves where they live in relative luxury and wear whatever size pants within +/- two sizes they desire while the poor live in squalor, suffering from constant pants droppage or doing anything they can to just get by. The lowest of these, the so called “below the knee cutters” are the worst off by far. Their misery was so great that they actually took scissors to every pair of pants they owned and cut them off below the knees. Sick I know, do not read on if you are faint of heart. The only hope left are the so called Pioneers of Future Belts. Will they arrive in time to save our once beautiful planet and usher in a utopian paradise where everyone, regardless of means, can choose to wear whatever pants they want, no matter the waist size or inseam length? These stories represent the collected works of just some of the people who lived through those dark times. Pray their future does not become our own.
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
My Sister Had The Last Laugh
I have been kicking around writing a story about my sister, who she was, what she meant to me, and what life is like without her in it. Unfortunately, there is no way I could capture the essence of her spirit in an article of this type. For this reason, I wanted to write about a recent occurrence that summed up both her and I's relationship, that not only reminded me of her but brought a smile to my face (eventually).
By Jeffrey Clos3 years ago in Humor
The Philanthropist Connection
In the bustling midwestern city of Chicago, a charming couple named Amelia and Jack Adams lived just trying to survive the challenges of everyday life. Amelia was a witty and resourceful journalist, while Jack was a skilled pilot with an adventurous spirit. Their lives took an unexpected turn when they received an intriguing call from an anonymous philanthropist couple looking to hire them for a unique project. He required that they both quit their jobs and earn a salary that would support their current standard of living and create an opportunity to make more if they exceeded the expectations of the philanthropist couple in solving the problems of the everyday folks that became known as their clients.
By Anthony Chan3 years ago in Humor
Six Random Things We Believe As Kids That Are Untrue As Adults
I have decided that I am very irritated. Both with younger myself and with the (former) adults in my life. I say former because I am now, at least physically speaking, an adult myself. But seriously younger me, what the hell? You believed some very basic truths that you were either outright told or at the very least strongly hinted at. Such simple facts like "You can do whatever you want when you grow up", or "You can buy anything when you get a job of your own". Or a timeless classic "You can do anything you set your mind to". That one especially is such a "fuck you" to impressionable kids. We are set up for disappointment from the very beginning! Let's cover some of these untruths in a new kind of Random Pieces, shall we?
By CASEY FARTHING3 years ago in Humor
Out of the Mouths of Babes
May 2, 2008 Brooklyn wanted to play a game of Cranium with me. She especially enjoyed the sculpting part of the game, so sometimes we just did the sculpting only. She picked a card and began making the item described on it. It was my job to guess what the item was based on her sculpture. When she was finished, she asked me what I thought it was. I just looked at it in disbelief and said, "I have no idea what that is."
By Gigi Gibson3 years ago in Humor
Grief and Loss
Introduction: Grief is an inevitable part of the human experience. It is a complex and profound emotional response to the loss of someone or something dear to us. Whether it's the passing of a loved one, the end of a relationship, or any significant loss, grief can evoke intense emotions such as sadness, sorrow, and despair. In this article, we will explore the process of grieving, the challenges it presents, and the importance of seeking support and understanding during these difficult times.
By Chuks. Joshua 3 years ago in Humor
How Can We Make the Most of 2023's Beauty Days?
We are presented with a brand-new canvas of opportunities and experiences as the calendar turns to the new year. In 2023, we are fortunate to have a series of "beauty days" to cherish and make the most of. Each year has its own unique moments. These beauty days are more than just a chance to appreciate one's appearance; They are a call to embrace the world around us, appreciate its wonders, and cultivate gratitude. So, how can we take advantage of the beautiful days of 2023? Let's find out.
By Muhammad Ali3 years ago in Humor
