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Cold Pizza, Hot Opinions: A Field Guide to Foods That Slap (or Betray) the Next Day
Greetings, fellow fridge-raiders! 🍕🥡 At some point, we all stand in front of our refrigerator in the dim light of 2:14 a.m., staring at a Tupperware container like it’s a treasure chest of questionable decisions. Inside could be divine second-day magic… or culinary treason that smells like regret and broken dreams.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
By Nadeem Shah I had one simple goal: stretch a little, breathe deeply, and finally prove to my overworked body that I wasn’t trying to kill it. So, naturally, I signed up for a beginner’s yoga class at the local community center—a place where, I assumed, beginners were welcomed with open arms and maybe a free granola bar.
By Nadeem Shah 6 months ago in Humor
Signs Humanity Is on Thin Ice with the Universe
🚨 Galactic Situation Report: The Universe has officially issued humanity a warning notice, and it’s about as passive-aggressive as a note from a neighbor about your trash cans.
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
How I Accidentally Became the Office Meme
By Nadeem Shah Let me start by saying this: I never intended to become the subject of an office-wide meme. I’m a normal guy. I drink my coffee, meet my deadlines, and generally try to avoid public humiliation. But fate, fluorescent lighting, and one very poorly placed power cord had other plans for me.
By Nadeem Shah 6 months ago in Humor
Humor Training
Our training on humor went well today. We talked about humor being healing. We talked about laughter yoga. And we talked about Dr. Annette Goodheart, who told me she was paid to get up on stage and laugh with others.
By Denise E Lindquist6 months ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Aliens Land on Earth, Discover Reality TV and Top 40 Music, Immediately Leave Forever
🚨 THIS JUST IN: At approximately 2:43 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, a gleaming alien mothership entered Earth’s atmosphere with peaceful intent, a message of hope, and several thousand years of interstellar wisdom. But by 2:58 p.m., it had already left... Why you ask?
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man Declares Independence from HOA, Crowns Himself Emperor of His Cul-De-Sac
Palm Breeze Estates, FL — A sleepy suburban neighborhood erupted into chaos Tuesday, after local resident Steve “Don’t Tread on My Lawn” Harkins declared independence from the Palm Breeze Homeowners Association and crowned himself Emperor of the Cul-de-Sac.
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
"The Clever Cat and the Greedy Rat"
Once upon a time in a small village nestled between rolling hills, lived a clever cat named Cleo. Cleo wasn’t like the other cats—she didn’t just chase mice for fun. She was wise, patient, and very observant. Most of all, she hated trouble.
By Asif nawaz6 months ago in Humor
THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING (AND SO ARE YOUR PANTS)
WHEN THE COSMOS MEETS CARBS Scientists tell us the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate, fueled by mysterious forces like dark energy. And honestly? I would have to agree... Except in my case, the mysterious force is extra queso and that ill-advised third chimichanga. Cosmic inflation, they call it. Cute. Meanwhile, my jeans are experiencing catastrophic waistband failure, and astronomers aren’t writing papers about that. Forget black holes; the real singularity is your belly button after you polish off a family-size nacho platter “because it was on special.”
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
🐢 Turtle Dad Jokes: Slow, Steady, and Shell-arious!
When it comes to turtle dad jokes, some are fast, some are furious… but the best ones? They're turtley awesome! Whether you're hanging by the pond, visiting the zoo, or just love shelling out puns, turtle dad jokes are the slow-cooked comedy everyone needs.
By JokeJester6 months ago in Humor
Trump vs. His Reflection – “The Ghost of Sex Trafficking Past”. Content Warning.
(Scene opens: The gold-plated bathroom of Mar-a-Lago. TRUMP stands at the mirror in a silk robe, adjusting his hair like it’s still 1993. He mutters to himself while scrolling on his phone.)
By Jeff Olen6 months ago in Humor
At This Rate, I’ll Be Rich in 37 Years: My Delusional Plan to Make Money on Vocal
When I found out Vocal+ pays $6 per 1,000 views, I did what any completely rational person would do: I made a spreadsheet, declared myself a professional writer, and told three people that I was “basically going to be rich now.”
By The Arlee6 months ago in Humor