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The season with. Content Warning.
The season with the most rainy days is summer, and the rain in summer is storms, lightning and thunder. One night, it suddenly began to rain, and then a flash of lightning flashed across the sky, and the rain became heavier and heavier, and became a storm. It rained all night, and in the middle of the night there was lightning and thunder, and rain kept flying in from outside. The next day the rain stopped and the sun rose in the east. Suddenly, when the sun all went up, waves of heat hit, the sun reflected, the clouds were scattered by the sun, and the sky gradually changed from purple to blue, and gradually from blue to sky blue. Strange shaped clouds, this one, that one, some like cars, some like snow, and even a few clouds formed a large cloud, slowly floating to the west. The cicadas who just woke up saw the scene in front of them and couldn't help crying, the birds woke up early from the nest and chirped to their mother to find insects to eat. There was still dew on the grass from yesterday's rain. Yesterday, the leaves of the small tree were knocked off by the wind, today it as usual to grow new leaves, the rain on the ground was soon dried by the heat wave of the sun, and the air was fragrant. Now the plants and plants on the ground all smile and turn their faces to the sun in the sky, and the small fish swim happily in the water. Frogs croak on the shore, and cooperate with spiders to rid the air of pests. In the sky appeared a long and thin rainbow, like a fairy bridge hanging in the sky, above the clear distribution of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple seven colors. The community suddenly became no longer calm, waves of laughter came from the amusement park side, and from time to time, someone rode a car from the roadside "jingling" through. The take-out boy hurriedly delivered food to the buyer, and some uncles and aunts went out to take the bus to work... The scene of the community is really special!The bus suddenly "click" to a stop, a white-haired old woman leaning on a cane to stagger on. It looked like she had walked a lot, and there was sweat on her wrinkled forehead. She looked into the car, as if looking for a seat, but the car was already full of people. If I hadn't gotten on the train from the starting station, I would have been squeezed into a "bamboo pole" like many others. I wanted to stand up and give my "throne" to the grandmother, but when I thought about it, I still had to take a lot of roads to get to the station, my feet began to weaken. When I was hesitating, suddenly, the front came a clear child's voice. I followed the sound, and it was one with a bow on his head. Little girl, about my age. She said to the old woman, "Grandma, come here and sit down!" The old woman apologized and praised the little girl. Seeing someone give up a seat to grandma, my heart is a little ashamed, but more is relieved. As the car slowly moved forward, my eyes couldn't help but dart to the "bow" on the side. She dangled from side to side in the crowd, and I don't know how long it took for the car to become less and less crowded. Bow seemed to have reached her stop, and she quickly got off... When the car started, I accidentally looked out of the window and saw Bow crouching on the ground, vomiting. Ah, she got carsick! Suddenly, my heart like inverted five taste bottle, moved for the girl, but also feel ashamed of their behavior. I lowered my head, looked at the red scarf on my chest, and said to myself secretly: I also want to be like her, and always think of others in my heart!
By NORIS SWEETING3 years ago in Humor
Carry On: Episode 3: Sharp Marines . Content Warning.
FADE IN: A SMALL BANQUET HALL - NIGHT SUCHIN speaks with her parents in Thai. The Marine Corps Ball is relegated to off the base. Everyone either dons evening or Service Alphas. BARTHOLOMEW enters the dance floor with a chicken finger in his hand.
By Skyler Saunders3 years ago in Humor
ROOMMATE DU JOUR
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By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Humor
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Satan started off as a great warrior for anarchy and free will, a genuine rebel without a cause. He hadn’t intended to be evil, he just didn’t like living by the rules. After being banished to hell, god sends books to earth explaining how to summon Satan, just to annoy him. Every time someone uses one of these books and does a summoning spell, they always ask Satan to do a really monotonous and sometimes evil favor, and after thousands of years, Satan is annoyed. He actually earned his deal making reputation by trying to make deals to get out of doing favors.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
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Alright, alright, alright! Sit back, grab your preferred beverage - whether it's coffee, tea, or, like me, a healthy mix of energy drinks and existential dread - and let's dive into the rollercoaster ride that is responsible adulthood. It's like being on the most exhilarating amusement park ride, except the safety bar is your health insurance, the loops are unexpected bills, and the photo taken right when you're most terrified is your face every time you check your bank balance. Yeah, fun, isn't it?
By Nathan Chen3 years ago in Humor
Why I'm Convinced My Printer is Possessed
The moment I swiped my card at the electronic store, I was living my best life. After years of lugging my laptop to the public library and tolerating their prehistoric printing facilities, I'd finally acquired my own printer. Little did I know, I was signing up for a comedic horror story featuring demonic circuits, possessed ink cartridges, and more paper jams than a bureaucrat's worst nightmare. Here's why I'm convinced my printer is possessed.
By Nathan Chen3 years ago in Humor
"Laughs and Lessons: A Comedy Series"
𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝟭: "𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝗣𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀" 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘰𝑝𝘴𝘪𝘴: 𝘉𝘰𝘣, 𝘢 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵-𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘺𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝑝𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝑝𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘮𝑝𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦. 𝘓𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝑝𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴.
By Christopher Capellan3 years ago in Humor
Work from Home Fails: The Hilarious Hazards of Turning Your Bed into an Office
Ever since the world went remote, my bed has been more than just a place for sleep. It's an office, a dining room, and sometimes, a conference hall. Yes, my bed has seen more PowerPoint presentations than a corporate CEO.
By Utkarsh Sinha3 years ago in Humor
"The Hilarious Journey of Indian Weddings"
The Hilarious Journey of Indian Introduction: Indian weddings are an extravaganza of love, emotions, and never-ending buffets. Beyond the glitz and glamour, they often feature side-splitting situations that leave guests in stitches. In this article, we embark on a comical exploration of the perils and pleasures that make Indian weddings truly unforgettable.
By naresh nacchu3 years ago in Humor
