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Satan, Sick of Summons . Top Story - June 2023. Content Warning.
Satan started off as a great warrior for anarchy and free will, a genuine rebel without a cause. He hadn’t intended to be evil, he just didn’t like living by the rules. After being banished to hell, god sends books to earth explaining how to summon Satan, just to annoy him. Every time someone uses one of these books and does a summoning spell, they always ask Satan to do a really monotonous and sometimes evil favor, and after thousands of years, Satan is annoyed. He actually earned his deal making reputation by trying to make deals to get out of doing favors.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
The Humorous Side of Being a Responsible Adult
Alright, alright, alright! Sit back, grab your preferred beverage - whether it's coffee, tea, or, like me, a healthy mix of energy drinks and existential dread - and let's dive into the rollercoaster ride that is responsible adulthood. It's like being on the most exhilarating amusement park ride, except the safety bar is your health insurance, the loops are unexpected bills, and the photo taken right when you're most terrified is your face every time you check your bank balance. Yeah, fun, isn't it?
By Nathan Chen3 years ago in Humor
Why I'm Convinced My Printer is Possessed
The moment I swiped my card at the electronic store, I was living my best life. After years of lugging my laptop to the public library and tolerating their prehistoric printing facilities, I'd finally acquired my own printer. Little did I know, I was signing up for a comedic horror story featuring demonic circuits, possessed ink cartridges, and more paper jams than a bureaucrat's worst nightmare. Here's why I'm convinced my printer is possessed.
By Nathan Chen3 years ago in Humor
"Laughs and Lessons: A Comedy Series"
𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝟭: "𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝗣𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀" 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘰𝑝𝘴𝘪𝘴: 𝘉𝘰𝘣, 𝘢 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵-𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘺𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝑝𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝑝𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘮𝑝𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦. 𝘓𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝑝𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴.
By Christopher Capellan3 years ago in Humor
Work from Home Fails: The Hilarious Hazards of Turning Your Bed into an Office
Ever since the world went remote, my bed has been more than just a place for sleep. It's an office, a dining room, and sometimes, a conference hall. Yes, my bed has seen more PowerPoint presentations than a corporate CEO.
By Utkarsh Sinha3 years ago in Humor
"The Hilarious Journey of Indian Weddings"
The Hilarious Journey of Indian Introduction: Indian weddings are an extravaganza of love, emotions, and never-ending buffets. Beyond the glitz and glamour, they often feature side-splitting situations that leave guests in stitches. In this article, we embark on a comical exploration of the perils and pleasures that make Indian weddings truly unforgettable.
By naresh nacchu3 years ago in Humor
grades have been
My grades have been OK, teachers like me, students trust me, so that I can not help but feel a little giddy, I have a proud mood. When I entered the sixth grade, something happened that touched me a lot and made me recognize myself. Team leader, this sacred duty, is the envy of every student, I am not another. But the teacher let the students nominate, mentioned five or six in a row, haven't heard my name, I not only some panic. Then suddenly heard Liu Yan said: I choose Zhang Lijiao. I was so excited, I thought: Liu Yan is truly mine. Good friend. Good enough. To my surprise, the teacher chose Huang Ping. At that time, my tears were rolling in my eyes, it was resignation, it was regret, I think it was both. I seemed to hear my classmates laughing at me and my family reproaching me. Do you have any comments? The teacher asked with a smile, and suddenly someone said: I have an opinion. Then he stood up. When I looked, it was Junji. She does not wait for the teacher to speak and never talk up: Zhang Lijiao, although some pride, this we can help her correct, in addition to her dare to criticize the class of bad phenomena, have the ability to work, can be competent team leader. As soon as she spoke, the class was very quiet, and the students were silent. But in the end, I lost the election, and I really knew myself. Binhu Primary School Grade 5: Li JiayingSpring is coming. Peach blossoms are blooming. On a sunny Sunday, my parents and I went to the park to see peach blossoms. As soon as I walked into the gate of the park, I smelled a fragrance, fragrant, I pulled my father and mother to walk along the fragrance. Go, go, we have been walking to the peach blossom, to see the peach blossom so many people ah, a sea of people! I looked up, beautiful peach blossom ah, a large peach blossom like a pink ocean, the golden sunshine seems to give the peach tree dressed in gold, like a beautiful little girl; Under the blue sky, the green leaves appear particularly green, like the jade on the head of the fairy aunt, really beautiful, peach blossoms emerge from between these jadeites, blooming flowers have five petals evenly arranged into a small dish, petals are pale yellow stamens, exuding a subtle fragrance, everyone seems to be intoxicated by the subtle fragrance; The newly grown flower bud is like a red bean inlaid on the branch, lovely! Suddenly, a breeze blew, the peach blossom was dancing like a ballet dancer, and the leaves became the best man, making a beautiful movement. Looking at it, I seemed to feel that I was a peach blossom, wearing peach clothes, competing with other peach blossoms, and some peach blossoms in who fell first. After a while, I heard my mother calling me: "Junhan, let's go!" At this time, I remember, I am not peach blossom, I am looking at peach blossom. Peach blossoms are so beautiful. I love peach blossoms. I will come to see them again next spring.Mr. Shen of our class is very interesting. His mood is like the weather in summer. There are dark clouds and clear skies. Why is that? It starts with morning meditation. This morning, the teacher has not smiled since entering the classroom, as if he had just gone overboard, sending the book and writing silently are expressionless. But he usually laughs, today I don't know how, even the most wordy Wang Siyuan did not speak. I guess he also saw the teacher's face, dare not say anything. And after our silence, the teacher said very seriously: "check carefully, if I immediately check out the wrong, will be punished." I, after hearing this, quickly asked Wan Yaming to help me check. After the examination, she said that there was no wrong, and the big stone hanging in my heart fell to the ground. Class is over, I and Wan Yaming in the production of "anti-ghost character", the teacher happened to come over, asked: "Do what?" I saw it was Mr. Shin. Look again, huh? Shen teacher how to laugh, just not also "fierce" it, how to laugh again. I immediately covered our "masterpiece", smiled happily and said: "do not show you!" Mr. Shen smiled and left. I turned my head and said to Wan Yaming, "Look, the teacher smiled." After that, I kept thinking, how did the teacher laugh? How strange! But the teacher laughed, as long as the teacher does not laugh, no matter which teacher he is, I will be nervous, because I am afraid the teacher will be angry. As soon as I get angry, I have to think about my "safety." Still, I think Mr. Shen is funny!
By jesse palmer3 years ago in Humor
