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Lyft, Lies, and Lost Phones . Content Warning.
The Incident: A Night Out Gone Wrong Okay. So, I left my phone in the Lyft after going to a party in Harlem, New York. I went home, got out the lyft, and noticed as I entered my space that I didn't have my phone. So, I quickly telephoned a friend who was still at the party in Harlem to inquire about the whereabouts of the phone and he said he didn't see it but that he will ask the owner of the club to ask where it is. I decided fi drop a sleep and wait until the morning fi see wah gwaan. Meanwhile, before I go to sleep too, I message Lyft to ask about the phone and to see if they can get in contact with the driver and they are so unresponsive. They didn't reply to me for a while. Then, the next day when I'm in class I text my friend on iMessage on my computer and ask him fi check di phone location. So, he replied back to me and told me that my phone location says it's in the Bronx in some apartments on Kingsbridge Ave. Him gimme di address and a seh it deh inna one apartment building pon di right side.
By Langston Morrison9 months ago in Humor
200+ Columbus Day Quotes to Honor Exploration and Adventure
Columbus Day is a day that commemorates Christopher Columbus day Quotes arrival in the Americas on October 12, 1492. It's a day to reflect on exploration, discovery, and the complex history that shaped the world.
By JokeJester10 months ago in Humor
The Ransom of Red Chief
Part 1: The Brainstorming and the Snatch It looked like a good thing: but wait till I tell you. We were down South, in Alabama—Bill Driscoll and Me when this kidnapping idea struck us. It was, as Bill afterward expressed it, “during a moment of Temporary mental apparition”; but we didn’t find that out till later. There was a town down there, as flat as a flannel-cake, and called Summit. It contained inhabitants of as Undeleterious and self-satisfied a class of peasantry as ever clustered around a Maypole. Bill and I needed capital. We had a fraudulent town-lot scheme of ours down there that we wanted to pull off, but we needed a little ready money. So, one evening we kidnapped the son of old Dorsey, from Summit.
By Sarwar Zeb10 months ago in Humor
The Day My Autocorrect Ruined My Life: A Tale of Miscommunication and Mayhem
The Day My Autocorrect Ruined My Life: A Tale of Miscommunication and Mayhem Introduction: Autocorrect's Hidden Risks We’ve all been there. You’re texting away, feeling confident about the message you’re about to send, only to be betrayed by your phone’s “helpful” autocorrect. It’s happened to the best of us — a slip of the finger, a momentary distraction, and suddenly you’ve typed something that not only doesn’t make sense but could very well ruin your entire life. Perhaps not your entire life, but at least a few days or weeks of total shame. The unsung hero of modern communication is autocorrect, which prevents us from making the dreaded typos and from experiencing extreme frustration when we type a word incorrectly for the hundredth time. But what happens if autocorrect decides to take matters into its own hands and transforms your perfectly reasonable message into something that is impossible to recognize? Let me take you back to the day it all went wrong — the day my autocorrect truly ruined my life. Or at least, my reputation.
By Afia Sikder10 months ago in Humor
Oops! I Sent That to the Wrong Person: A Tale of Digital Missteps
Oops! I Sent That to the Wrong Person: A Tale of Digital Missteps Introduction: The Modern Dilemma In today’s world, digital communication is the backbone of how we connect. With the rise of smartphones, social media, and instant messaging apps, sending a message is just a tap away. However, this convenience has a downside in that it makes it easier than ever to make a mistake, particularly when sending messages to the wrong person. From accidental texts to misdirected emails, these digital mishaps have become a regular part of our lives. Sometimes, these "oops" moments are funny, and other times, they can be downright embarrassing. But in all cases, they remind us of how much we rely on technology to stay connected and the potential pitfalls that come with it.
By Afia Sikder10 months ago in Humor
The Chronicles of Everyday Chaos: Hilarious Life Situations We All Face
The Chronicles of Everyday Chaos: Hilarious Life Situations We All Face Introduction Life is unpredictable. One moment, you're gracefully walking into a room, and the next, you're tripping over your own feet like a clumsy flamingo. From embarrassing moments to downright hilarious misfortunes, we all have those life situations that make us question our own existence. Let’s dive into the funniest, most relatable life experiences that prove we’re all just trying to survive the chaos of daily life.
By Afia Sikder10 months ago in Humor
The Businessman vs. The Grim Reaper – Guess Who Won?
The Great Escape - Finally Trapped: A Tale of Wit and Deception 🎭 The Art of Cheating Death—With Style! Life is full of unexpected twists, but what happens when the ultimate enforcer of deadlines—the Grim Reaper—comes knocking? This is the absurdly hilarious tale of a businessman who decided that death could wait… preferably forever.
By PRABAL TR PRO10 months ago in Humor
The Most Ridiculous Case of Fake News Ever – And It Happened in a Family! 😜
The Great Miscommunication: How Corruption Starts from Home 🏡 Introduction: When a Small Lie Turns into a Big Scandal Wrongdoing doesn’t always originate in official institutions or shady business deals. Sometimes, it starts much closer to home—right in our living rooms. 😊
By PRABAL TR PRO10 months ago in Humor
