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To run a successful ecommerce store, managers know that stability, performance, and security are the key aspects, to build trust and loyalty in a hyper competitive market. The e-comm architects are realising that their monolithic architecture is hampering their growth. To ensure the brand future, stay relevant, manage high traffic and user experience, it is necessary for companies to transcend their technology platforms. A headless architecture offers a comprehensive solution to all the macro as well as micro problems including accelerated purchasing on online stores, user experience and paving the way for a robust and secure architecture for e-commerce website.
By Xlogia Tech3 years ago in Humor
Grimace Shake's Meme Magic
Once upon a time in the bustling realm of the internet, there existed a humble character named Grimace Shake. With its goofy grin and wobbly demeanor, Grimace Shake was a beloved meme that had tickled the funny bones of netizens worldwide. But little did anyone know that this innocent joke was about to embark on a magical journey that would transform it into an internet phenomenon.
By Adewale Ojaleye3 years ago in Humor
The winter vacation
The winter vacation, dad also had free time, we came up with the same proposal to go to the field to see the squirrel, so the proposal passed smoothly. I like squirrel because it has many characteristics that make me very curious. The squirrel is a very cute little animal, very pleasing. It not only has flexible limbs, but also quick action. And its small and exquisite face, inlaid with a pair of shining black gems - small eyes. The mane is grayish brown. Its large tail was conspicuous, fluffy, and pointed upward. Its tail doesn't seem to match its body very well. But the squirrel's appearance is a different kind of beauty. Squirrels like to jump on the branches, very clever. When it is in the tree, as long as someone under the tree gently touches the trunk, some of them hide under the branches, or the daring will jump and flee to other trees. Maybe people alerted it. Their vigilance is so high! This made me more curious about them. Squirrels like to live in tall trees. They grow their nests in the middle of the branches. When they build their nest, they first take some small branches, put them together, and find some dry moss to spread on them, and then they smooth out the moss, and their nest is finished. Squirrels often eat pine nuts, hazelnuts and other dried fruits, and sometimes they will find bird eggs to eat. In the autumn, squirrels begin to store food for the winter, stuffing it into the crevices, stuffing it full. In winter, they sometimes dig through the deep snow with their claws to find food. I like squirrel, because it is cute, small and flexible. Maybe I like it more because the squirrel brings me the best memory of childhood!Students are ready! Their legs made a lunge, their feet on the ground, their bodies leaning back hard, their hands gripping the rope like pincers. Then the commander raised the red flag and waved it down! The game is on! Everybody clench your teeth and pull! But the other side always had the upper hand. We narrowed our eyes tightly, our faces were red and our hands were blue. Our brows were furrowed, our teeth clenched, and our hands were strangled. He leaned back hard, but his feet slipped forward uncontrollably. Each of us let out a howl of despairing anger: "Ah!" The teacher is also Shouting for us: "one, two, come on! One, two, come on!" The cheerleaders saw that the situation was not good, and quickly increased the volume of the refueling voice: "Come on, come on!" Hearing these encouraging voices, we felt the weight of the burden on our shoulders even more. So, we tried our best," Pull!" We try our best, the opponent is not outdone, the strength of both sides is neck and neck, the game into a stalemate. At this time, we think we must be quick! So, we pull as hard as we can! Finally, we won the first round! The first round of the game is over, some of the students are cheering for our victory, and some are shaking their hands and feet to show that they are very tired. Round two begins! We switched venues with each other. At the commander's whistle, we started the game again! But because we won the first round, some students relaxed their vigilance, so in the second round, we lost to Class Three. The decisive third round has begun! Because we lost too much physical strength in the first two rounds, we were pulled out of the past by three shifts at the beginning. We lost the third round, which means we lost the whole game. Although the other side finally entered the final, but we do not regret, because we tried our best! This competition also let me realize the power of teamwork, I will work hard in the future to win glory for the class!
By Taylor Holloway3 years ago in Humor
The Memes Enigma: Unraveling Their Comical Powers and Unexpected Consequences. Content Warning.
Introduction: In a world where laughter reigns supreme, memes have emerged as the digital jesters of our time. These whimsical nuggets of humor possess an extraordinary ability to bring joy and mirth to our lives.
By Zakria Mirza3 years ago in Humor
The Adventures of the
The Adventures of the Bitter Children is the work of the famous French writer Ecdo Marlowe, which has been widely circulated. "The Tale of the Bitter Child" tells the story of an abandoned child - the bitter son Remi was thrown in the streets of Paris by his uncle, and was sold by his adoptive father to the old man of the juggling class Mr. Vitales when he was eight years old, from then on, Remi began to wander. Remi encountered many difficulties on his way to wandering, and he overcame them with a strong will. Finally, Remy finds his real mother, Mrs. Milligan. As the saying goes, "Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they are strong, and if you are strong, they are weak." In our life, there are many difficulties. I remember when I first began to learn to skate, I always fell and bumped, and often got black and blue on my body. Every time I fell down, I would keep Shouting, "I don't want to learn, skating is so hard, it hurts my butt." Later, with my mother's encouragement, I continued to learn. And so it went, day after day, year after year, and now I could finally skate. Every time I put on my skates, I have to skate a few laps before I'm happy. In life and study, whenever we encounter difficulties, we should be as brave as Remi to overcome difficulties, then we will taste the taste of victory.Marlow's "The Tale of the Bitter Child" tells the story of a child named Remi who was stolen from a young age and was taken in by his mother Barberland. In the difficult and tortuous wandering career, he is not lonely, he has always loved him as his own son Barberland mother; There is the old Vitalis who taught him to be a man, to read, to play and to sing; There are "inner beauty" and Kabi that are closely related to him; The florist father who took him in; There was the Nice girl who loved him; There was the lovely Marcia who shared his joys and sorrows; And Mrs. Milligan, who took him in by chance... .... Finally, he found his own biological parents and lived a happy life. From this, I think of Zhang Leping grandpa wrote "Sanmao Waifu", Sanmao is not only the little boy with only three hair, he is just as good as Remi, brave, smart and witty! After reading this childhood adventure story, there is a voice in my heart reverberating: to try our best to help those who need help at any time, to always have a grateful heart! "Vagrants of the Bitter Child" is not so much a abandoned child's vagrant history, as a wanderer in pursuit of happiness song!These days, I read the book "The Adventures of the Bitter Children". The book is a children's novel by Marlowe, a famous 19th century French writer. It describes the vagrant life of an abandoned child. The plot of the story was so vivid and interesting that I was deeply moved. The hero of the story is a little boy named Remi, he is the eldest son of a noble family, when he was very young, his uncle commandeered his property, carried him away, and abandoned him on the side of the road in Paris. His adoptive father, Barberland, picked him up, raised him until he was eight years old, and sold him to a wandering artist, Mr. Vitales, from then on began to roam the world of life. Later, Mr. Vitales also died, Remi was left alone, wandering everywhere, he tasted the sweet and bitter of the world, experienced many difficulties and setbacks, and finally, the bitter son Remi finally reunited with his family, and the family lived a happy life. Reading this book made me realize how happy we are. The hero Remi self-reliance and self-reliance not afraid of difficulties of the spirit, worth us to learn. I especially like this book.
By Sheniska Brown3 years ago in Humor
The Password Paradox
A Tale of Forgetfulness, Redemption, and Unexpected Discoveries In a world where technology ruled and passwords safeguarded digital kingdoms, there lived a character named Emily. She was an adventurous soul, always seeking new experiences and challenges. However, there was one challenge she consistently faced – forgetting her passwords.
By kulandaivel3 years ago in Humor
Alien Van Life. Top Story - June 2023. Content Warning.
PITCH Tagline: A bit of alien is in each of us. Logline: A charming, shapeshifting alien revisits planet Earth to finish her dissertation on human evolution, and the first stop is a glitzy SciFi convention in Las Vegas after she morphs into a human disguise. Introducing herself as an up-and-coming vlog influencer, the alien is most intrigued by an offbeat group of Van Lifers who invite her to narrate a prospective road trip documentary, promising to showcase real adventures of life on wheels, even when some are so unreal they feel alien.
By D. ALEXANDRA PORTER3 years ago in Humor
ROOMMATE DU JOUR
TITLE: ROOMMATE DU JOUR GENRE: COMEDY PREMISE: A 20-something makes a deal with a mysterious stranger who is willing to pay his entire rent each month if he'll accept whatever roommate his benefactor chooses for him, as often as it occurs, and for as short or long a duration as it is.
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Humor
Why I'm Convinced My Printer is Possessed
The moment I swiped my card at the electronic store, I was living my best life. After years of lugging my laptop to the public library and tolerating their prehistoric printing facilities, I'd finally acquired my own printer. Little did I know, I was signing up for a comedic horror story featuring demonic circuits, possessed ink cartridges, and more paper jams than a bureaucrat's worst nightmare. Here's why I'm convinced my printer is possessed.
By Nathan Chen3 years ago in Humor
"Laughs and Lessons: A Comedy Series"
𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝟭: "𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝗣𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀" 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘰𝑝𝘴𝘪𝘴: 𝘉𝘰𝘣, 𝘢 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵-𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘺𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝑝𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝑝𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘮𝑝𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦. 𝘓𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝑝𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴.
By Christopher Capellan3 years ago in Humor
