ComedicTiming
Interview with Dracula . Content Warning.
Today, I interview a bloodsucker who’s mother would be proud! He’s a count, and while not a poet, many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he most definitely knows it. He’s a man who lives forever, and who’s name rhymes with Bracula, and he’s not afraid to cook with a spatula. He’s here to tell us what poems and stories ring true. Some call him a bat out of hell! Others say he’s perfect and doesn’t smell! Let us give a warm welcome to Dracula!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
The Misadventures of Foxy, Rabbit, and Ellie
A bustling city with tall buildings and busy streets. FOXY, a sly and mischievous fox, struts along with a confident grin. RABBIT, an honest and naive bunny, hops alongside, his innocent eyes wide with wonder. ELLIE, a large and majestic elephant, lumbers behind them, casting an imposing presence.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
The adventures of Hidden Money: A Comedic Quest for the Bonus
The Thompson household was always filled with laughter and playful banter. Mr. Thompson had a mischievous streak when it came to money, often attempting to hide it from his wife, Mrs. Thompson. However, no matter how hard he tried, his clever hiding spots were always uncovered by his astute and persistent wife.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor
[boom]
On acid everything is very very important I had been on acid since breakfast and guarding the merry-go-round in my uncle’s Vietnam helmet was my only responsible choice. It was 2007 and my friend Ellen’s bachelorette party was raging sloppy and I knew everyone were incredibly vulnerable. Donned only in bridesmaids dresses, my friends cavorted in the dangerous wilds of San Francisco slurping mimosas out of baby bottles and occasionally exposing themselves as the ride careened at a seemingly impossible speed as legs and arms flailed in a tangle of chaos and light trails. Ellen was coming round on some chipped white beast of a horse and as she swung round she crossed her eyes, her tongue sticking preternaturally to the side and screaming, “BLAAAAAH!” and vanished from sight.
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Humor
The hunter and the animals
Once upon a time, deep in the heart of a lush forest, there lived a cunning hunter named Jack. He was known far and wide for his exceptional skills in capturing wild animals. Every day, he would venture into the woods, armed with his bow and arrows, ready to track and trap his prey.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
Chaos Central: Anarchy Incorporated
Synopsis: In the bustling offices of Chaos Central, a company known for its inventive chaos-inducing products, chaos isn't just an occasional occurrence—it's a way of life. This workplace comedy dives headfirst into the outrageous and unpredictable adventures of the employees, where every day brings new levels of absurdity. From malfunctioning gadgets to quirky coworkers, this series explores the hilarity that ensues when chaos becomes the norm.
By sheila akoth3 years ago in Humor
Stork & Tortoise Comic
"The Stork and the Tortoise" is a popular fable or folktale that has been adapted into various forms, including comic strips and children's books. The story revolves around two animal characters, the stork and the tortoise, who embark on a journey together.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
The Show is Ending
This pilot starts with cartoon characters. Our main protagonist, Gina Beckett, is a quiet office worker who is very tired, both of her lonely home life and her fellow office workers, who think that quality comedy only consists of farts and gross-out humor. She is so tired that she barely notices everything breaking down around her, or the slight tremors she feels underneath her feet. Then one day, the worker sitting next to her computer, Angelo Samaras, takes one of his shoes off and shoves his foot in her face, asking her if it smells bad. The smell instantly knocks her out and gives her an out-of-body experience.
By Rebecca Patton3 years ago in Humor
A comic incident between the judge and the criminal
Judge: (Bangs gavel) Order! Order in the court! We will now proceed with the case of the People versus Mr. John Smith. Mr. Smith, you are charged with stealing a dozen donuts from the local bakery. How do you plead?
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
The Upside-Down Shenanigans: A Hilarious Day in the Gravity-Optional Universe
DESCRIPTION OF THE STORY: In a parallel universe where gravity was optional, the ordinary routines of life transformed into a delightful spectacle of laughter and absurdity. This whimsical description takes us through a day in the life of Jerry, a resident of this gravity-optional universe, as he navigates a series of comical and entertaining situations.
By Edwin Kingsly3 years ago in Humor
