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"Sandwich Misunderstood"

A comedic timing story "Sandwich Misunderstood"

By Rajoan IslamPublished 10 months ago 4 min read

"Sandwich Misunderstood"

Ben had always taken great satisfaction in his ability to solve problems. Ben was the person you called when something went wrong, whether it was repairing the copier at work or assisting his neighbor with assembling IKEA furniture (which ended up needing a few extra screws). But today was going to go horribly wrong in a way that nobody could have foreseen.

It began rather casually. Clara, Ben's coworker, had offered to prepare sandwiches for the office lunch when she informed that she would be traveling to Chicago for a week on business. Her sandwiches, which featured thick sourdough pieces, fresh vegetables, and a variety of meats and spreads that could make a grown man cry with delight, were legendary. She was renowned for her culinary prowess. Everyone was ecstatic when Clara pledged to make enough for the entire workplace.

"Ben, could you come get them at noon in the break room?" Clara handed him a suspiciously heavy Tupperware container and inquired.

Ben said, "Got it," wondering how difficult picking up sandwiches might be.

Ben strolled into the break room at noon, looking forward to a perfectly crafted sandwich for lunch. However, his heart fell when he opened the container. Inside, there was a depressing, sludgy mess rather than a feast for the senses. The Tupperware was filled with a small army of sloppy, limp sandwiches, their fillings leaking out like a deli crime scene. There was a puddle of soggy bread and mustard where one of the sandwiches had fallen apart.

"What on earth…?" Ben whispered.

He inhaled deeply. It was obvious that Clara had been hurried this morning. It is likely that she did not have enough time to put everything together correctly. Nevertheless, he made the decision to reveal them in an attempt to save the day. After all, he had promised, and Clara would be crushed if everyone refused her sandwiches.

In an attempt to make the sandwiches appear somewhat appetizing, he piled them onto the office table. It did not help. Now exposed to the harsh fluorescent lights, the depressing mound appeared even worse. As the other office workers started to arrive, they gazed at the wrecked lunch with astonished eyes.

"Well, Ben... Are those Are sandwiches what those are meant to be? Accounting's Kelly asked, her nose wrinkled in shock.

Ben laughed nervously. "Yes, Clara may have had a minor accident, but it is the thought that matters, is not it?"

He snatched up one of the soggy sandwiches and chewed into it, hoping the flavor would somehow make up for the appearance. However, he quickly regretted it after biting on it. It was drenched. It was disgusting. Additionally, the taste seemed a little off. Something odd, like peanut butter and pickle juice.

Ben's face twisted as he remarked, "Well, that's... different." He grimaced as he swallowed. "This blend of flavors is definitely robust."

Greg, the marketing guy, held up a sandwich and squinted at it as though it may burst on its own and questioned, "What is in these?"

"Well, I believe there is turkey. Ben tried to seem assured as he responded, "and perhaps some sort of mystery spread."

Greg took a tentative taste, obviously unconvinced. His cheeks flushed instantly, and he began to choke. This is not a sandwich anymore, in my opinion. It seems to me like a botched science experiment.

Ben was horrified to see that everyone around him either retreated from the table or regretted their choice after just one meal. Things were getting out of hand very quickly. His colleagues were pulling faces like they had just consumed spoiled tuna.

"What took place?" Kelly shook her head in question.

This morning, Clara was rushing. Perhaps she simply did not have time to—

Just then, Clara rushed in the door, breathless and wide-eyed.

“Ben! I neglected to inform you! She gripped her luggage as she sobbed. "I made a big error! I unintentionally substituted dog food paste for the sandwich spread!

Ben stopped. He peered down at the soaked mess. The realization came to him suddenly.

Ben's voice was flat as he said, "That explains so much."

Clara's face flushed red. I was in a hurry, and I—my goodness! It makes sense why you all appeared so unhappy!

Ben got to his feet, used a handkerchief to wipe his lips, and smiled. "Well, we had some good chuckles, is not that right?"

Despite their initial shock, everyone in the office started laughing. Even Greg laughed, though his face was still a little green.

Ben winked and remarked, "I think we should all stick to ordering takeout next time."

Clara made amends by providing a round of actual sandwiches, freshly delivered from a nearby deli, at the end of the day. Ben, however, had learned a valuable lesson: sometimes it is not about solving a problem, but simply surviving it with a good sense of humor. The memory of the "dog food paste sandwiches" persisted in office lore.

Thus, despite being permanently marred by the dog food incident, Clara had somehow managed to win everyone over with her apologetic sandwiches, and the lunch break turned into a legendary moment in company history.

The conclusion.

-I hope the spooky story was enjoyable! If you require any changes or another story, please let me know. Thank You.-

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Rajoan Islam

Hey, Life is very beautiful, you have to enjoy it while it lasts.

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  • Jason “Jay” Benskin10 months ago

    A delightful reminder to savor the simple joys in life and maybe give that sandwich a little more credit!

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