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"The Missing Donuts Scandal"

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By Rajoan IslamPublished 10 months ago 4 min read

"The Missing Donuts Scandal"

It was a normal Thursday morning in Nutville, a little town. A slight wind blew over the streets, and the sun broke through the clouds to illuminate the charming tiny houses and businesses. However, there was a problem at the neighborhood bakery, "Sweet Sensations."

The proprietor of the bakery, Mrs. Pickles, was experiencing what could only be called the worst morning of her life inside the store. She was putting her famous donuts out to cool after baking them when she saw that half of them were gone. disappeared entirely. Like magic, except without the cheers.

Mrs. Pickles, a stern-faced but compassionate woman, stood still, gazing at the tray that held the donuts. She initially assumed she must have counted incorrectly, but she was aware it was not possible. She had been baking for more than 30 years, so she was accustomed to counting donuts.

Searching for hints, she looked about the bakery. It could not be the tiny mouse hole by the counter, though. Donuts being stolen by a mouse? Ridiculous!

Abruptly, the door bell rang, and Mr. Fluffington, a frequent patron, entered. Mr. Fluffington was a strange man now. He had a crazy mustache that seemed to fit on a cartoon villain, and he was tall and slender. He had an air of elegance about him, his bowler hat placed just so, and he was usually immaculately dressed—until you saw him eating. Then he became a human vacuum, and the sophistication vanished.

Dear Mrs. Pickles, good morning! He grinned and replied, "A dozen of your best donuts today."

Pickles, Mrs., scowled. "I just baked a batch, Mr. Fluffington, but half of them are already gone! Have you noticed anything... shady?

He tried to conceal the guilty expression on his face by adjusting his bowler hat as his eyes enlarged. "Suspicious? No, no, nothing unusual has caught my attention. Though, I did notice a few... crumbs... near the counter."

Mrs. Pickles's eyes narrowed. Crumbs? She was aware that the donuts were still warm from the oven and had not yet cooled sufficiently to form crumbs. The numbers did not add up.

"I believe," she replied slowly, "that you might be involved in this."

The face of Mr. Fluffington went white. "Me? Obviously not! I am a really honest man and—"

Just then, there was a huge crash coming from the bakery's rear. They both turned to face the sound, but Mr. Fluffington scurried by Mrs. Pickles and into the kitchen before she could speak.

She yelled, "Mr. Fluffington, wait!" but it was too late.

It took her a moment to comprehend the strange scene that met her as she followed him into the kitchen. A small, furry creature stood on the counter, reaching anxiously for the donuts, while Mr. Fluffington stood on a stool, holding a tray of them high in the air like a trophy. It turned out to be a raccoon, not a mouse. An extremely brave and ravenous raccoon.

"I only wanted to preserve the donuts!" With his face reddened with shame, Mr. Fluffington spoke. "This raccoon must’ve slipped in through the back door, and I was... well... attempting to keep it from taking more!"

Mrs. Pickles could not contain her laughter. "A raccoon? In my bakery? You have a lot of explaining to do, Mr. Fluffington.

But just as she spoke, the raccoon hopped onto the counter with the ease of an acrobat and seized the remaining donuts in one rapid stroke. Mr. Fluffington let out a gasp. "That tiny bandit!"

The pursuit was underway. Mrs. Pickles and Mr. Fluffington chased after the raccoon as it ran around the kitchen with donuts in tow. They went around and around the bakery, causing sugar to fall on the floor and knocking over canisters of flour. The situation was comical and wild, like if it were from a cartoon.

Mrs. Pickles cornered the raccoon close to the back door after what seemed like an eternity of racing and evading. She opened the door quickly and saw the raccoon scamper outdoors with its donuts still in its claws.

Mrs. Pickles gasped and looked at Mr. Fluffington, who was also gasping. We will have to cook a fresh batch of donuts, I guess. Perhaps we might lock the back door this time."

Mr. Fluffington smiled sheepishly, adjusting his mustache. "I guess that is a smart idea. And perhaps the next time, I will give you a dozen free drinks."

Mrs. Pickles gave a laugh. "You would better!"

They could not help but giggle at the ridiculousness of it all as they stood there, both of them covered in flour. The connection they had developed throughout that crazy morning was undoubtedly worth more than a few pastries, even though the donuts were gone.

Since then, "Sweet Sensations" has gained not just a reputation for its mouthwatering donuts but also for the bakery that once defeated a raccoon.

The conclusion.

-I hope the spooky story was enjoyable! If you require any changes or another story, please let me know. Thank You.-

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Rajoan Islam

Hey, Life is very beautiful, you have to enjoy it while it lasts.

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  • Jason “Jay” Benskin10 months ago

    I’ll definitely be thinking twice before leaving my own donuts unattended. Well done on making a simple snack heist feel like a blockbuster caper!

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