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Slut Farts
Twenty years ago my weary eyed best friend disembarked from her first flight to Sweden to visit me. Exhausted and waiting for her connecting flight she looked about for her favorite pick me up, diet coke. After finding a vending machine, she pushed the button for her anticipated beverage and a bright, red, light appeared across the top of the vending machine and read, "SLUT". Being a woman of impeccable standards she was immediately offended. How did the machine know so much about our pasts,?
By ROCK aka Andrea Polla (Simmons)3 years ago in Humor
Codgers Cottage
“Codgers Cottage” A One-Act Comedy Set in a Nursing Home for elderly residents. The stage is divided into three parts: Centre Stage is the COMMON AREA where the main action takes place. It has two dining tables, five chairs. And one large comfy reclining chair more-or-less, central. There is a lift and an entrance to the kitchen and an entrance to the gardens.
By Suzsi Mandeville3 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dracula . Content Warning.
Today, I interview a bloodsucker who’s mother would be proud! He’s a count, and while not a poet, many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he most definitely knows it. He’s a man who lives forever, and who’s name rhymes with Bracula, and he’s not afraid to cook with a spatula. He’s here to tell us what poems and stories ring true. Some call him a bat out of hell! Others say he’s perfect and doesn’t smell! Let us give a warm welcome to Dracula!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
The Misadventures of Foxy, Rabbit, and Ellie
A bustling city with tall buildings and busy streets. FOXY, a sly and mischievous fox, struts along with a confident grin. RABBIT, an honest and naive bunny, hops alongside, his innocent eyes wide with wonder. ELLIE, a large and majestic elephant, lumbers behind them, casting an imposing presence.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
The adventures of Hidden Money: A Comedic Quest for the Bonus
The Thompson household was always filled with laughter and playful banter. Mr. Thompson had a mischievous streak when it came to money, often attempting to hide it from his wife, Mrs. Thompson. However, no matter how hard he tried, his clever hiding spots were always uncovered by his astute and persistent wife.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor
"Hotter Than a Jalapeño: Surviving the Sizzling Summer Heatwave"
Hey, folks! Here to help you survive the scorching summer heat with my patented blend of humor and wit. Trust me, I've battled the sun's fiery wrath and lived to tell the tale. So, here with some hilarious tips and advice to keep you cool when the sun feels like it's personally targeting you. Let's dive right in! grab a cold drink, sit back, and get ready to laugh your way through the summer heatwave!
By Katrona Dawson3 years ago in Humor
King Kaiden
A/N: This story was written for the 'Pitch your Pilot' challenge on Vocal - Enjoy! Synopsis Kay is an aspiring drag performer, climbing the ranks of the community using a unique mix of stand-up comedy and killer singing performances. The only issue is – she is a drag King, not a drag queen. Watch as Kay traverses the drag community using her manly persona; King Kayden! Come along for the ride in this TV comedy with all of its beauty, sadness, drama, and (of course) glitter!
By ThatWriterWoman3 years ago in Humor
Showdown at the Major Phazer Lazer Tag Emporium
INT. MAJOR PHAZER LAZER TAG LOUNGE - NOT DAY NOT NIGHT It is not day. It is not night. It is the forever florescent neon limbo of the lazer tag emporium. Blacklight and glow in the dark with no windows. Arcade game noise from every direction. Through the vents even. It is the casino of adolescence. If Walt Disney made Blade Runner. Children running and kicking and swinging at each other, snorting icing off mini cupcakes and eating cheese doodles off the floor, with miles of ribbon tickets in their pandemic fists. Zombie employees in neon vests, wading through them, forearms and elbows hover at their torsos above the heads of these unbathed masses, emptying change from machines and scraping gum off the geometric shapes of a carpet laid in 1987.
By Grant Richard3 years ago in Humor
