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The Sizable Invasion of the Coat Hanger Army. Top Story - September 2023.
What was supposed to be another quiet and rainy day down here on planet Earth soon turned out to be anything but, for those blouses, jeans, and shirts that were patiently waiting to be put away after their long-drawn-out affair with the heat machine, that their humans insisted upon throwing them in.
By Jonathan Townend2 years ago in Humor
5 ‘Facts’ About Germany
Germany, known for its efficiency, engineering prowess, and sausages, is a country with a rich history and culture. But what if we take a detour and explore five less known ‘facts’ about this European powerhouse? Brace yourself for a journey into the realm of the absurd as we unveil some quirky ‘facts’ about Germany.
By John Ammerlane2 years ago in Humor
5 'Facts' About the Netherlands
The Netherlands, with its picturesque windmills, tulip fields, and historic canals, is a country known for its rich history and culture. However, what if we were to take a detour into the realm of some less kwown 'facts' about this charming European nation? Buckle up, as we embark on a journey into the surreal and share some whimsical 'facts' about the Netherlands.
By John Ammerlane2 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Inside the tavern, the pirates all sat a'drinking, a'cussin and a 'swearing. Goblets of frothing beer banged loudly on tables and countertops. The gaudy, irreverent jokes brought loud guffaws from the jolly crowd, but scowls and frowning worry stares from the bartender. He fully expected loads of trouble to be a'popping up, the drunker his patrons became.
By Novel Allen2 years ago in Humor
Drug Dealers vs. Banks
I have odd thoughts when I think about where my money goes. I do not spend money on drugs...well, not illegal drugs. And yet, I still have no money. All that time saving and being (nearly) careful with my cash, I thought that I would be doing better than I am. So, why did this happen?Hmm...
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
The 26 Most Useless Facts That Will Astonish You. Content Warning.
Do you ever find yourself lost in the labyrinth of useless information? We've all been there, stumbling upon facts that serve no practical purpose but leave us utterly intrigued. Whether you're a trivia enthusiast or simply looking to amuse yourself with the peculiar, we've gathered the 26 most useless yet utterly fascinating facts that will make you the life of the next dinner party.
By Konstantin Stefanov2 years ago in Humor
Funny Things I Said To My Laptop Today.
Laptops are convenient, useful, and annoying at the same time. They try to restart when you don't want them to, even when you ask them not to, they freeze randomly on you, and sometimes they only start up when they feel like it.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
My First Stand-Up Act As a Comedian
"HEY VOCAL! Thank you so much, I'm happy to be here tonight. You know, my presence here today is a surprise. I have a side gig, other than being the most amazing writer of all time in ... never. I guess it's more of a main gig, since it earns more than writing... but that's okay. It's a gig, right?
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Humor
