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A Witches' Coven's Halloween Soiree
"Behold, Abracadabra!" With a graceful wave of the wand and a sprinkle of shimmering stardust, the room transformed into a celestial wonderland, bathed in the soft glow of floating, twinkling lights that moved to the ethereal strains of an otherworldly melody.
By Printique Studios2 years ago in Humor
Top Six Tricks to Being a Terrible AirBnB Guest. Top Story - September 2021.
My husband and I run an AirBnb on five acres in the Pacific Northwest that is also home to two dogs, one floppy-eared bunny, a plethora of ducks and chickens, a rescue aviary full of doves, finches, and quail, and a cat who fancies herself the queen of all of us. It is a labor of love that is equal parts insanity, joy, frustration, and laughter. Most of our guests are incredible, lovely people that we remember fondly. But it's the terrible guests who are seared forever in our memories. Here's how to be one...
By tmarie @unfunnyme2 years ago in Humor
You Say Potato, I say... Tortilla de Patatas (but i might be drunk)
Step 1 - Make an enourmous batch of Sangria. (Preferably enough to get an entire football team drunk.) Spanish fútbol though, because I'm talking about Spanish tortilla, which incidentally, has nothing to do with tortillas made of corn or flour, which I admit is terribly confusing but in Spain a torta is cake and a little torta is a tortilla, see? And the thing I'm talking about is a— drumroll please...
By tmarie @unfunnyme2 years ago in Humor
Mathematical Modeling of the Written Universe
The Friedmann equation and the expanding universe Alexander Friedmann of Russia is credited with developing a dynamic equation for the expanding universe in the 1920s. At the same time Einstein, Willem de Sitter of the Netherlands, and Georges Lemaitre of Belgium were also working on equations to model the universe. Friedmann developed his version as a relativistic equation in the framework of general relativity, but the description used here, and (in our theoretical model presented below) applied to the written universe will be limited to a simplified, non-relativistic version based on Newton’s laws. Convenient forms of Friedmann’s equation with which to examine the expansion time and temperature for a big bang model of the actual universe are shown below
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
SSSSnake
“Well, kids, today is a great day to learn about humans. The first thing you have to learn is that they are more afraid of us than we are of them. Let me show you exactly what I’m talking about. I’ll just poke my head up through the space between the boards and watch how the people react.”
By Mark Gagnon2 years ago in Humor
The Nutty Pumpkin Caper
Once upon a time in the quiet suburban neighborhood of Maplewood, there lived a squirrel named Sir Nutty McFluffytail. Now, Sir Nutty was not your average squirrel; he was a master of mischief and pranks. He had a reputation in the animal kingdom that could rival even the most notorious trickster raccoon.
By Aaric Nilan2 years ago in Humor
