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Classy Car Repairs. Top Story - November 2023.
Last Saturday while loading up some groceries, I noticed that my trunk would not close. It appeared that the latch was broken. But that didn’t stop me from attempting to slam it shut about a dozen times with all my might, hopping up and down on it like a lunatic. There may have been a few tears. My efforts were unsuccessful and my daughter acted as if it was something I’d done on purpose to inconvenience her.
By Leslie Writes2 years ago in Humor
Fear's Comedy Club
In the grand circus of emotions, fear strides in like a ringmaster wearing a cap made of anxiety and a top hat labeled "dread." It's that rollercoaster of trepidation that turns even the bravest among us into jittery penguins on a caffeine binge. Fear, my friends, is the ultimate stand-up comedian, making us laugh nervously while simultaneously wondering if we left the oven on.
By RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY2 years ago in Humor
BlingBlung
In the kaleidoscopic universe of musical oddities, there exists a genre so perplexing, so outrageously flamboyant, that it defies all conventional norms of sonic expression. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the whimsical realm of BlingBlung music—a cacophonous carnival of auditory extravagance that shatters eardrums and expectations alike.
By RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY2 years ago in Humor
"The Great Gopher Caper"
Once upon a time in the quirky town of Whimsyville, where the residents believed that laughter was the best medicine, a peculiar event unfolded. It all started when Mayor Chucklesworth declared a town-wide talent show, promising a year's supply of bubblegum-flavored ice cream to the winner. The stakes were high, and the excitement was palpable.
By Amelia Levy2 years ago in Humor
A Fool; Not Foolish
Red Stickers Have you ever noticed those small round stickers on mailboxes in your neighborhood? They are about the size of coins and can be made of reflective plastic or paper. These stickers are often used by road crews, utility companies, or surveyors to mark areas they have worked on. However, some residents may become suspicious of the markings and assume they are related to criminal activity in the area. In reality, it is unlikely that criminals would use stickers to mark a home when they could easily record its address and communicate through technology. Therefore, there is no need to worry about these stickers.
By Avila Osinta 2 years ago in Humor
Freeze! Drop the Water Pistol and Put Your Hands in the Air!
The Metropolitan police have admitted that a 13-year-old boy was rammed off his bike and handcuffed by armed police, who pointed their submachine guns at him. The boy was having a water fight with his sibling on 19 July when a police officer on patrol reported a potential firearms incident. (BBC, 20/10/23)
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
Tony and Rose
Once upon a time in a small picturesque town, there lived two individuals named Tony and Rose. Tony was a charismatic and adventurous young man with a heart full of dreams. He had a passion for art and a zest for life. Rose, on the other hand, was a kind-hearted and compassionate woman with a love for nature and a gentle spirit.
By Taiwo Adebayo2 years ago in Humor
Closet Kleidariaphobia
by Mary Haynes I hate locks; they're annoying. I wish everyone would just behave and keep out of other people's stuff, so nothing had to be secured. I'm convinced locks have taken years off my life. I’m tired of fumbling in my purse hunting for keys and searching all over the house for them. I don’t want to jump out of bed late at night to check to see if I locked the doors. It all disrupts the flow; it disturbs my chi. I've locked myself out of cars, out of hotel rooms several times, once while swimming in the hotel’s outdoor pool in winter. I've even locked myself inside a room of an old house when the skeleton key broke off in the door, although I blame Charlie the resident ghost for that one.
By Mary Haynes2 years ago in Humor
The Five Types of Meat You Get in Heaven. Top Story - November 2023.
Note: my head has been in a weird place over the last few days. I have just lost my godmother after a very long illness, and even though it was not a surprise, I am still getting used to a world without her love, attitude...and wicked sense of humour. I had this in a notebook for quite a while, and I needed a laugh at the exact moment when I rediscovered it this morning. The title of Mitch Albom's book was perfect for a parody...
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
