Howard Bubski is Running For President - MAFA

I am running for President, and plan on using Vocal Media in 2024 to help me lead the way to returning this great nation to having FUN.

Henceforth, I will use this document to describe my plans for Vocal, and for the leadership of this nation.

To get a taste of what's my campaign has in store, watch Make America Fun Again (Like It's 1995):

Sorry about the bad music. It was free.

Once I get some of this money:

I’ll have the budget to film in Vegas and use that song by Pitbull (Give Me Everything), they used in The Hangover.

Improvement Plans for Vocal in 2024

I plan to bring 186 million voters to this platform.

To enable this, Vocal needs to add a “survey” feature, of the variety other platforms like X/Twitter have used to allow masses of impassioned partisans to vote on things such as matters of foreign policy.

Vocal, make sure to put my name on the top:

My Qualifications

I survived Covid without receiving a vaccine. For a few years, I drove without a license. Who says you need to follow rules to do things 'properly'.

I'm going to enable our citizens to make their own decisions.

Except for not paying taxes, as I have an expensive lifestyle.

My Agenda

Let's make America fun again!

Have you watched ‘This Old House’? The people at the White House haven’t.

The first step to fun is proper interior decorating. Let's start with the Blue Room.

How can we expect to entertain international thought leaders such as Nicole Kidman, Victoria Beckham and Gisele Bündchen, in a room that's styled like a banker's office in a 1800s spaghetti Western?

We will put your tax dollars to work transforming the Blue Room into a modern entertainment facility.

The Green Room will be an eco filled oasis for morning yoga sessions. The Yellow Room, a fast food emporium to showcase our nation's most popular cultural export. Tthe Red Room will be used for NSFW activities.

Adopting New Technology

The most important strategic decisions in the country are currently made in a room that looks like this:

This looks like child’s play compared to the setup in which my team will make the life-changing decisions that affect the nation.

My Incorruptibility

I won’t listen to lobbyists.

That's because I don’t listen to anyone. One of my greatest strength's according to sworn courtroom testimony by both my ex-wives.

God will lead the country.

I usually make big decisions by staring into the tea leaves of an empty Whiskey Bottle. So the decisions will not be made by me, but by the big guy upstairs.

Campaign Merch

The important part!

My line of shot glasses and pint glasses are now on sale.

Purchase one for the price of just 5 coffees, order now while supplies last!

Animal Protection

The White House has a lot of unused grazing area I plan to use for exotic pets. Imagine the south lawn with alligators and alpacas!

I will also use my Presidential Pardon to free the Tiger King (and then, I will pass an executive order to disallow him from making any more documentaries, one is enough)

The Bloated Government Budget

I will redirect NASA and the military's budget toward finding a way to bring back these celebrities, and with them the fun of the 1990s:

• Tupac Shakur
• Curt Cobain
• Amy Winehouse
• Anna Nicole Smith

Who Will Fix the Nation’s Problems?

Not me.

Did you know the country has 2,000,000 government employees?

Like your high school gym teacher, I will set a good example for them and point them in the right direction.

1. Average leaders work hard
2. Good leaders delegate
3. Great leaders use hand gestures.

Final Message

Let's stop bickering and Make America Fun Again!

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Author's Note: Howard Bubski lives in a small home on a quiet street in Racine Wisconsin, but that doesn't stop him from dreaming big.

You can read his bio (from 10 years ago) here: https://shopping-feedback.today/humor/at-age-64-they-told-me-to-keep-writing%3C/p%3E%3Cstyle data-emotion-css="14azzlx-P">.css-14azzlx-P{font-family:Droid Serif,Georgia,Times New Roman,Times,serif;font-size:1.1875rem;-webkit-letter-spacing:0.01em;-moz-letter-spacing:0.01em;-ms-letter-spacing:0.01em;letter-spacing:0.01em;line-height:1.6;color:#1A1A1A;margin-top:32px;}