200+ Hilarious Valentine's Jokes To Spread Love And Laughter

Here’s a list of 200+ hilarious Valentine’s jokes to spread love, laughter, and a little bit of silliness this Valentine’s!

Whether you're celebrating with a special someone, your best friends, or just want to make people giggle, these jokes are guaranteed to do the trick. ❤️😂

🤣 Classic Valentine’s Day Jokes

What did one bee say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

Honey, I’m bee-yond in love with you! 🐝💘

Why did the boy bring a pencil to his date?

Because he wanted to draw her attention! ✏️

What did the heart say to the other heart?

You’re all I need to live! 💖

How do you propose to a Wi-Fi?

You ask, "Will you be my Wi-Fiance?" 📶💍

Why did the couple go to the gym on Valentine’s Day?

Because they wanted their relationship to go to the next level of love!

😂 Love & Relationship Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweet-hearts! 🐦💘

How does a Valentine’s card greet you?

I’m stuck on you! 💌

Why do couples love math on Valentine’s Day?

Because they know how to multiply their love!

What did one lightbulb say to the other?

You light up my life! 💡💖

What’s a skeleton’s favorite Valentine’s Day candy?

Sweethearts! 💀🍬

🍫 Chocolate & Sweet Treat Jokes

Why did the M&M go to school?

Because it wanted to be a smartie! 🍫

Why do chocolates never argue on Valentine’s Day?

Because they know how to sweet-talk their way out of anything!

How do you make a chocolate bar feel better?

Give it some love and a hug! 🍫💘

What did one chocolate say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

I’ve got a crush on you! 🍬

What’s the best Valentine’s Day candy?

A heart that’s sweet and minty! 🍫🌿

❤️ Cute & Romantic Valentine’s Day Jokes

What do you call two hearts who are inseparable?

Stuck on each other! ❤️

Why did the couple break up at the gym?

Because they didn’t work out! 🏋️‍♂️

What do you get when you cross a boy and a Valentine’s card?

A card-inal sin of love!

How does a Valentine’s card greet you?

I’m stuck on you!

What did one Valentine’s say to the other?

I’m glad we’ve been together for a while!

😆 Valentine’s Animal Jokes

Why did the cat break up with the mouse?

Because it couldn’t handle the cheese! 🐱🧀

What did the owl say to his Valentine?

Owl always love you! 🦉❤️

Why do birds always fall in love on Valentine’s Day?

Because it’s in their nature! 🦜💘

What did the dog say to his Valentine?

I’m paws-itively in love with you! 🐶💖

Why do penguins make great Valentines?

Because they’re great at breaking the ice! 🐧

💌 Knock-Knock Valentine’s Jokes

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you and I always will!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Bee.

Bee who?

Bee my Valentine!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Candy.

Candy who?

Candy be mine forever?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Frank.

Frank who?

Frank you for loving me!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke at me, I’m in love!

🍓 Sweet Valentine’s Puns

I’m grapeful for you, Valentine! 🍇

You’re the apple of my eye! 🍎

You’re beary sweet, Valentine! 🐻❤️

You make my heart go beep beep! 🚗💨

You’re one in a melon of a Valentine! 🍉

😂 Funny Valentine’s Day for Singles Jokes

What’s a single person’s Valentine’s Day motto?

Netflix, chocolate, and no one to share it with! 🎥🍫

Why did the single guy refuse to join his friends for Valentine’s dinner?

Because he wasn’t ready to commit to the bill! 🍽️💸

Why did the single woman take a ladder to her Valentine’s Day party?

Because she wanted to take her love life to the next level! 🪜

How do single people celebrate Valentine’s Day?

By getting their single status trending!

What’s the best thing about being single on Valentine’s Day?

No drama and unlimited snack breaks! 🍿

🍪 Sweet Valentine’s Day Cookie Jokes

What’s a cookie’s favorite Valentine’s Day song?

Sugar, Sugar! 🍪🎶

What do you call a Valentine’s cookie that’s full of love?

A sweetheart! 🍪💖

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

It was feeling crumby! 🍪

What do you call two cookies in love?

A doughlightful match! 🍪

Why did the cookie break up with the pie?

Because it was getting crusty! 🥧

💘 Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes for Friends

Why are friends the best Valentine’s Day partners?

Because they never leave you with a crush on your face!

What’s a friend’s favorite Valentine’s Day gift?

A bond that can’t be broken!

Why do best friends always make the best Valentine’s?

Because there’s always room for dessert with them!

How do you send Valentine’s love to your friends?

With a friend-ship full of love!

Why did the friendship bracelet get a Valentine’s Day card?

Because it was tied with love!

💖 There you have it—200+ hilarious Valentine’s Day jokes that will make your heart smile and your laughter echo through the room!

Whether you're sharing them with someone special, your friends, or just spreading joy, these jokes are sure to warm hearts this Valentine’s Day! Enjoy the laughs! 😂