You Can’t Take Val Serious

Have you ever met someone who could make you question reality itself? Someone who tells you a story so convincingly that you’re halfway through believing it—until they burst into laughter and say, “I was just joking!”? If you haven’t, then you haven’t met Val.

Val is the kind of person who makes you wonder whether you’re in a sitcom or just trapped in a never-ending prank show. His life is a mix of wild stories, half-truths, and unexpected surprises. But the one thing you must always remember? You can’t take Val serious.

The Art of Val’s Unpredictability

It all started back in school when Val first perfected his signature move: the straight-faced lie.

One day, a lecturer walked into class and announced, “There will be a surprise test today.” The whole class groaned. But Val? He leaned back in his seat, smirked, and whispered, “Don’t worry. I overheard him telling another lecturer that it’s just a bluff.”

Everyone sighed in relief. Some people even put their pens back in their bags, feeling safe. Ten minutes later, the lecturer started handing out test papers.

Val looked around at his panicking classmates and simply shrugged. “Oops,” he said, grinning.

That’s Val for you. He doesn’t lie to harm—he lies to entertain. And the worst part? Sometimes, his lies sound so real that you don’t even realize he’s messing with you until it’s too late.

Val, the Master of Chaos

If you ever need someone to turn a normal day into an adventure, just spend a few hours with Val.

One time, he called a friend, Peter, in the middle of the night.

“Bro, I need help,” Val said in a serious tone.

Peter, half-asleep, sat up immediately. “What happened?”

“I just found a briefcase full of money. No name, no ID, just cash. I think it belongs to the cartel.”

Peter’s eyes widened. “What?! Where are you now?”

“I’m hiding in my bathroom. I think someone is watching me.”

Peter jumped out of bed, throwing on his jeans. “Should I come over?”

Then came the silence. Followed by a chuckle. And then, Val’s signature laugh.

“Bro, I was just joking! Goodnight.”

Peter didn’t speak to him for two days after that. But somehow, Val’s ability to create panic and laughter at the same time always brought people back.

The Relationship Struggles of Val

When it comes to dating, you would think Val’s humor would make him a catch. And you’d be right—until his girlfriend realizes she can never trust a word he says.

One day, his girlfriend, Amaka, called him.

“Where are you?” she asked.

Val, sitting comfortably at home with a plate of jollof rice, responded, “Babe, I’m stuck in traffic. I might be late.”

Amaka frowned. “What traffic? I’m outside your gate.”

Val paused for a second, then cleared his throat. “Ah, you caught me. I meant emotional traffic. My thoughts are just jammed up, you know?”

The phone call ended.

That relationship didn’t last long.

Val’s Career: A Test of Patience for His Boss

Val eventually got a job at a corporate office, and everyone assumed he would finally start taking life seriously. But no—Val in an office environment was just another level of chaos.

One day, his boss walked into the office and asked him for a report.

“Val, where’s the document I asked for?”

Without missing a beat, Val smiled and said, “Sir, I sent it to your email two hours ago.”

His boss frowned. “I don’t see it.”

Val leaned forward, eyes twinkling. “Did you check your spam folder? Sometimes, emails get lost in traffic.”

The boss sighed. “Are you telling me the truth?”

Val grinned. “Would I ever lie to you?”

The boss didn’t answer. Instead, he walked away, shaking his head. He knew better than to trust Val completely.

Why We Still Love Val

Despite all the confusion and mischief, nobody can truly stay mad at Val. His energy is infectious, his jokes lighten up even the most stressful situations, and deep down, he’s a good guy.

One time, a friend was having a rough day. He had just lost his job, his car broke down, and his rent was due.

Val sat beside him and said, “Bro, life is like jollof rice. Sometimes, you get all the spices right, and sometimes, you burn the bottom of the pot. But at the end of the day, you still eat it and move on.”

It didn’t make perfect sense, but somehow, it made the guy laugh. And in that moment, he felt a little lighter.

Can You Take Val Serious?

The answer is no. Never. Under any circumstance. If you ever find yourself trusting Val too much, take a step back and rethink your choices.

But if you ever need someone to turn a bad day into laughter, if you need a friend who can find humor in anything, and if you don’t mind the occasional prank, then Val is exactly the kind of person you need in your life.

Just remember—you can’t take Val serious.