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Overrated lazy ass dating

Merlot

By Fantasy bowens Published 5 years ago 3 min read
Overrated lazy ass dating
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Dating is so over rated and most times these brothers be lazy

tyron been texting good morning for about week so I finally let him take me out he walks up with roses in hand

But the night ends short cause his conversation is really fucking weak

i still invite him in and now I’m bending it over

Now it’s 7am tyron kisses me on the Forehead and leaves a note on the table that says I’ll see you later

I been waiting all week for him to hit me up and finally he dose on a Saturday at 2 am and says let me come and give you some of big daddy

So of course I let him cause that pink vibrater could use a break and my halfway drunk bottle of merlot could use a new friend

He is at the door and soon as i open ever piece of clothes is being ripped off my body and he is bending me over and every thing is clapping given exactly what he promised

This time he leaves right after without even a kiss on the head

the next day your sitting at your favorite coffee shop reading a book that your home girl vouched for and this tall sexy men walks up to you with his hand out saying hi my name is Michael may I sit here and i shyly say yes

He says what’s your name i say Daloris he says nice to meet you Deloris and his pearl white teeth is the only damn thing i keep noticing

The conversation is absolutely amazing it seems like he might just be the shit but then i look down to see his legs are crossed yes bitch not at the ankle so I think to myself damn I found me classy one or maybe he packing or down low don’t know but I’m not gone keep guessing

So I stand up and say it was nice meeting you Micheal but I really have to go he hands me his card and say call me sometime i smile and walk away

I’m back home with nothing to do listening to music and fall asleep tyron wakes me with his calling begging to come slap some cheeks so I let him but this time this time he is drunk as fuck holding a bottle of my damn Molet missing from my wine cabinet so i turn his black Thiven ass around and block him for good now

It’s the next Saturday and i have nothing to do I look over and see Micheals card across the room and I decide he’ll fuck It might as well call he is surprised and wonders what took me so long

Michael invites me out and pulls up in his old school Cadillac he takes me to early dinner and the coversation is still amazing later he finishes the night taking me to watch the sun set

Michael walks me to the door and I’m thinking and Seductively say hey Michael would you like to come in he smiles and says I would love to one thing leads to another and he’s touching me in places no one’s ever been and every time I wake through the night he’s holding me messaging me but now it’s morning about 9am Michael is in the kitchen standing there

butt

ass

naked

Asking me how do I like my bacon

Then he grabs me by the arm gently and wraps me in his arms hugging me like he been knowing me for years

Ladies let just say Michael is a smooth motherfucker the Panty dropper of them all

There must be a catch but I’m gone shut the fuck up and enjoy the ride Im never the one to Manifest bad shit

It’s 3pm now we have showered laughed and ate again

Now I’m thinking I have enjoyed his time but when Is this men gone make his Exit

If you enjoyed this story Stay tuned for part 2 😩

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