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And Then His Car Wouldn't Start
#MyWorstDate Story As a media major, I should probably be a bit more concerned with defamation but he was trash and so was the date so sue me. Okay don't, but I believe this story will bring to light how most men have little to no self-awareness.
By C Alexandra8 years ago in Humans
#MyWorstDate
Joey, my then girlfriend, and I were walking home from I don’t remember where… that’s how bad this date was, right? We probably were walking home from the movies before the buses started running in our town, so being in wheelchairs, we had no choice but to walk.
By Jason Rhode8 years ago in Humans
Should Have Stayed Home
I've been on a decent number of dates and I would say that the majority of them went decently well. Even if we decided not to go forward with a relationship, the date was always pretty good, for the most part. Except for one. Truth be told, I can't even remember the guy's name. (It was so bad, I didn't bother committing it to memory!) For sake of argument, let's call him Tom.
By Jennifer R8 years ago in Humans
Why You Should Never Go On a Date if You Fear Dying
A few years ago I was working at my hotel on a quiet Sunday morning. An extremely attractive man, think Bradly Cooper hot, came over from the restaurant to steal some of the lobby coffee. He was super hot, I wasn't going to stop him. I started my friendly customer service chatter "Good morning, how are you?" with some fake smiles and laughs. We had friendly banter for a few minutes. As he was walking away I said, "Have a good day!" He stopped and came back to the desk. Apparently, that was a trigger of some kind. He asked me how old I was (22 at the time) and told me I "didn't look a day over 16." Red flag #1. He then went on to tell me how beautiful I was and asked if he could take me to dinner. I said "yes" against better judgment. Again, you do not say "no" to Bradly Cooper's twin. You just don't. He stayed for awhile and went and sat on the edge of the front desk. He looked at me and said, "Ask me what I'm doing," so I did. His response was "Staring at you." Red flag #3. He left and 15 minutes later I walked into the office to look at my phone. I had received two text messages and voicemail from him saying "He'd never felt this way about anyone." Red flag #4 with big flares!
By Jessica Blake8 years ago in Humans
December 12, 2012
December 12, 2012 is the date I will never forget for as long as I live. It has been six years since the day and I still have nightmares. Alex and me had dated for six years; we were high school sweethearts. Two lovely daughters together and a lifetime of maturity. At eighteen, we had our first daughter; our aunt could not have children. Our way of life, at that point, was not secure enough for a baby; we chose adoption for her. Three years later our little girl, Emi, entered our world. She became our everything.
By Bailey Schooley8 years ago in Humans
#MyWorstDate
I've told this story a couple of times, but hey, might as well do it again. My worst date was also my last date and it was the nail in the coffin for a long 3 year relationship I was in. I should've know this was date going to turn left because we'd had an argument the night before, but since the next was our anniversary... we decided to bite the bullet and go on a date anyways. Now, I'm a planner, so of course I had planned this date to a "T" and I was sort of looking forward to it... even if my boyfriend was being a total baby.
By Christian Ellis8 years ago in Humans
My Worst Date
Everybody, and I mean everybody, has a worst date story. Maybe the person was boring, or was into some strange things, or maybe they were rude. Whatever the reason was, it was the worst date you'd ever been on. This person could have been a blind date your best friend set you up on, or maybe you met this person on an online dating site, or maybe this person was charming at the bar, but a bore on the date. For me, my worst date was a man I met on Tinder. Tinder of all places, and since then I've boycotted going on dates with men from Tinder.
By Bryanna Burshnick8 years ago in Humans
How You Built Me by Breaking Me
I like running. Running away to the woods is particularly my favorite. There is something about lying in the grass on a dewy morning and watching the sun rise through the treetops that takes away the pain. I wouldn’t have imagined my life to come down to this truthfully, I was full of life and energy at one point. Funny how that changes when one person decides to leave.
By Donna Sczygelski8 years ago in Humans
#MyWorstDateStory
I accepted a request from a guy online and agreed to meet him at our local food shop. I brought my sister with me to be on the safe side. At first meeting, he wasn't a bad guy, but as time passed we continued to see each other. He would meet me at my sister's and we would either go out to do something or just simply stay in at my house or his.
By Sarah Garvey8 years ago in Humans
