Journal Entry: Sun. June 12th 2022

Sunday, June 12th 2022

I wake up and fill out some forms for my doctor's appointment tomorrow.

Then I journal and post on Vocal, while listening to RUSH's, 'Signals.'

I eat an Everything Bagel with Spero The Herb Vegan Cream Cheese with Everything Seasoning on top. I take two extra strength Tylenol with it.

I use our new reusable K-Cup 2.0 and brew Crowded Barrel Coffee Co., Send Nubes, Willet Bourbon Barrel-Rested Coffee in my mustache mug. Then I get sleepy, so I cuddle with Shelby and Loki and take a nap.

I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks. I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

Then I put an Ice Pad on my back and lie down, because of the pain, and listen to Julien Baker. I heat filtered, water to 170 Degrees Fahrenheit in my black, Fellow EKG Gooseneck Kettle and steep two teaspoons of Sencha Fancy Green Tea for five minutes in my Mike Wazowski mug. I purchased the tea at The Tea Table online. I highly recommend them.

I drink a blueberry/spinach smoothie with protein powder, cinnamon, agave, and almond milk. I finish off by eat raw almonds. I take two more extra strength Tylenol.

I brush my teeth and brew another mug of Crowded Barrel Coffee Co., Send Nubes, Willet Barrel-Rested Coffee in my Z's Divine Espresso Mug.

Shelby watches a documentary about the Mormon FLDS Polygamist Compound.

I feel nauseated and pour the rest of the coffee out. Then I drink lots of water, lie down, and listen to Julien Baker's newest album and then Great Grandpa's, 'Plastic Cough.'

Shelby works out then takes a bath.

I journal.

Then I listen to Great Grandpa's, 'Four of Arrows.'

I pour some Highland Park 12 Scotch Whisky and sip.

Shelby and I watch one episode of Ted Lasso.

I make a sandwich: toasted English Muffins; lathered vegan butter; peppered baby spinach; plopped, juicy tomato slice; plooped Impossible Sausage Patty; smacked Vegan Follow-Your-Heart Gouda Cheese; drizzled, sizzling, smoky Tempeh Bacon; dropped, toasted Just Egg Fold; sprinkled salt, black pepper, and red cayenne pepper; and blasted hot sauce- a fuckton.

I feast.

Fucking mind-blowing.

But I don't stop there: I have a banana, a mandarin orange, and raw almonds.

While I feast we watch the season 3 finale of Barry. So phenomenal.

I still feel nauseated, so I pour the rest of my whisky out.

We watch another episode of Ted Lasso. Two more before we're done with season 1. I really like it so far. I don't think I'm quite as obsessed with it as the internet seems to be, but it's pretty good. A feel good show. Looking forward to more.

I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks.

I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

Then I go to bed.

And that's it.

That's my day.

That's Sunday, June 12th 2022