Incels: Stop Doing This if You Want to Get Laid

One thing I keep hearing more and more lately that I was unfamiliar with until recently is the term “Incel”. I first heard it when my kids laughing about it, as it related to some funny meme they were cracking up about.

Upon further review, I found out what the term “Incel” means. Hoo boy.

Incel

/ˈinˌsel/

noun

A member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile toward women and men who are sexually active.

“self-identified incels have used the internet to find anonymous support”

Wow. That’s kind of a lot to wrap my head around. Incel. Do they call themselves that? Or has this nickname been bestowed upon them by other people? I had to find out more.

I read more about it and chatted with my kids about it. From what I gather, Incels tend to be younger men who appear to be pretty angry at the world. They often hold conservative, aggressive political views and seem to often be unable to fit in socially, date, or convince women to get naked with them.

No wonder they’re so grumpy.

I’m sure there are other reasons these fellas have a rough go of it. Being involuntarily celibate doesn’t sound like a wonderful time. But I understand. Dating can be tricky, especially in this day and age of social media and seemingly plentiful dating options for many people.

But I think I can help you, Incel Community. I can think of one major way that might help you end the unfortunate streak of involuntary celibacy you have going on. I have a few ideas actually, but one of them really stands above all others.

Stop supporting Donald Trump.

If you ever have any hope whatsoever of getting someone to date you, you have to stop with the MAGA bullshit. No self-respecting woman is ever going to take you seriously if you support the most ignorant, dishonest, mean-spirited, rapey politician our country has ever seen.

Even if you get a lady (or fella, if that’s your preference) to agree to go on a date with you, I can guarantee that if you pull up in your jacked-up pickup truck with four flags flying in the wind saying, “Trump 2024”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “Don’t Tread on Me”, and the Confederate one, the chance for romance is done.

It’s very rare that new potential romantic interest is going to be turned on by riding around town in this vehicle, listening to Rush Limbaugh reruns on your car stereo, and being impressed when you pull up to Olive Garden for a “nice, romantic, cultured” date, as you put it. If she has any self-respect, she won’t even get into the GOP-Mobile.

Why? Because she’s thinking ahead. She has no interest in a morning routine that involves Fox News being blasted at volume 70, with you talking to the TV saying, “Damn right”, “That’s the way things ought to be”, and “What about Hillary’s emails?”

She’s not planning to cook dinner for you every night while you clean your guns, watch Tucker Carlson, and tell her that her cooking has too many mushrooms or onions in it. Oh, and that it’s too spicy.

She doesn’t want to be underwhelmed in the bedroom after you’ve been on her for 3 minutes, mumble, “Aw, yeah. Was it good for you, too?” before you roll over and start snoring like a buzzsaw. Perhaps use that tongue for something other than yelling at the TV. P.S. Nice guys finish last. &;^P

She isn’t going to want to sit around your family dinner during the holidays and hear about how the entire country is going to hell, that things were better in the good ‘ol days, or racist slurs while your entire clan is stuffing their faces and chewing with their mouths open.

God forbid, she has LGBTQ friends or family and knows that no matter how wonderful of people they are, you’re automatically judging them and thinking that they are groomers and pedophiles. I still cannot believe the MAGA crowd actually thinks this way. However, logic and intelligence are generally not their strong points.

My point being, Incels, is that there are far more things to be passionate about than conspiracy theories, scared, paranoid political views, and worshipping a dumb shit like Donald Trump. Get a grip, or you’ll forever be getting a grip on yourself instead of having a relationship and sex with another person.

There are other factors I’m sure that lend themselves to a man becoming an Incel. Perhaps it’s a lack of social skills. Maybe you’re not in decent shape. It could be your unfortunate haircut, or the inability to converse intelligently about your hopes, dreams, current events, or other topics that people discuss when in relationships together.

How are you supposed to take care of her basic needs and emotional ones at that, if you’re underachieving while living in mom’s basement? You shouldn’t be spending the equivalent of a full-time job’s worth of hours each week arguing with liberals online and high-fiving yourself when you “own” them.

She’s going to need more from a man than him being a fanboy of Daddy Trump, a blind patriot, and someone who cannot bring himself to respect other people who are different than him. Being with a mediocre human being isn’t going to put her in the mood. You have to step it up and do better.

We can work harder to improve ourselves both physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. But if the thing you are most passionate about is the MAGA movement and talking shit about marginalized groups while quoting Truth Social posts, don’t be surprised if nobody wants to fuck you.

I’m not trying to rub things in. I’m sure the Incel life is a lonely, unfulfilling one. Everyone wants to be held, cuddled, and loved. I’m saying all of this to help you. Politics are not something noble enough to give up on sex and love over. Be a better, more caring human.

A man who is secure in himself, is kind to others, respects all types of people, and is living up to his potential is going to be far more likely to have an intimate relationship. This will happen far more easily than someone who displays the opposite of these traits. Ignorance, racism, and bigotry are huge turn-offs.

We only have one life to live, and it goes by faster than you think. Listen to my advice, if you desire change in your dating life. Or don’t. It’s completely up to you.

You have the right to believe anything you want to and to be anything you care to be in the US of A.

Perhaps a husband. Or maybe an Incel. &:^)