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A Modest Proposal For The Male Loneliness Epidemic.

Paper 1 Draft ( A ) By Ross E F Lombardi

By Ross E Fortune LombardiPublished 5 months ago 5 min read

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A Modest Proposal For The Male Loneliness Epidemic.

Paper 1 Draft ( A )

By Ross E F Lombardi

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It is often said that you can't beat mother nature.

No religion, government or philosophy in human history could stop the primal drive to reproduce.

You just can't defeat core biology.

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Well,

I was wrong.

(Slow sarcastic clap)

Well done modern man!

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I hope you are proud of yourselves.

You managed, by being so bloody dam awful, to have succeeded in defeating billions of years of evolutionary fined tuned natural instinct,

- where every other previously organised effort has failed.

Well done you!

You have literally, in just one generation, made being alone a far better option for women-kind

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Now fuck off and accept the reaping you brought upon yourselves.

You dumb fucking arse, male man, morons!

Good god I hate all us men, so much!

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But despite my loathing for all straight men (including myself) – I will be charitable enough to look for solutions to this Male Loneliness Epidemic.

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PURLY SHORT TERM! – (next 10 years or so)

(if it only about being touched sexually) Then legalise sex workers. Make sure they have the same protections and legal rights as any other tax paying skilled professionals.

While at the same time bring in harsher first degree laws and penalties against "pimping".

So all workers are strictly freelance Only and Not under any form of overhead management.

While many will find this "solution" offensive. It does address the realities of this world as it presently is. (Rather than how some might wish it to be)

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As for the emotional (far more important) side. There is no legal social engineering solution to that. That's a cultural problem that can only be solved with a mass consciousness shift in the whole human race. I'm not smart enough to offer a solution to that problem.

The only solutions therefor, within my limited ability are ‘mechanical’ ones.

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In either case.

Please remember that loneliness is just as painful for a man as it is for any woman.

Losing your compassion for a fellow human being does not make you a "warrioress". It just makes you a slightly shittier person.

The world needs kinder hearts not colder ones.

And sometimes, you have to be ruthlessly cruel to be ultimately kind.

REAL morality is not nice and it is not pretty.

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PS.

For reference. I worked as a male escort for businesswomen in Carlisle, in my early 20s.

Men and women are Not that different.

Humans are humans.

The rest is just dust, clay and mere ash.

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So, this is not just a Man wanting better sex worker access.

(that is simply not who I am)

This is weird brain thinking coldly of final solutions to ‘maleness’ as long-term problem.

I am thinking as an icy mind not as a warm blooded human.

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- Giving added rights and protections to anyone is not a bad thing.

- And the first paragraph concerning sex workers, is not considered a good solution, but it is a realist expedient one.

Because If there is a male loneliness epidemic, then guess "what" will suddenly start being more in demand and guess who the front line victims might be.

Like playing chess It's better to try to tactically get ahead of the most predictable outcome.

As someone themselves was "rented for pleasure", I can see the potential nightmare unfolding.

As prostitution is more about power and less about sex.

It worries me what a world of '"lonely men" might mean to the safety of sex workers.

They need this legal status!

Let's protect who we can first short term. Then look for longer term solutions after we made more people safe.

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Part of my initial statement was treating pimping as a capital offense, and so sex workers could only act as individuals.

REMEMBER: No form of external management would be permitted.

- And I agree this would not stop the cultural poison that already exist, but it would give the legal status that sex workers need.

- As an analogy, An ambulance doing first response until the patent is at first stabilised THEN loading them into the ambulance!

- As to how fix the underlying poison, that is where is gets complicated.

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No form of evil was ever stopped by saying the villain

"Oh go on, be a good person, pretty please with sugar on top",

- And I have tried to think of a solution that would not just make things much worse, from the tate worshiping shit heads kick back at the action.

It’s easy to get all militant and say let us do extreme 'x' or kick ass 'y'.

When you are at a safe distance from the consequences.

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We would have to somehow secure that safety of potential retaliatory targets first,

THEN do the extreme controls stuff needed.

And make no mistake,

Being all pacifist about it, against incel types, will do bugger all.

You are going to have to hurt people to make a better world.

BUT PLAN – Prepare – plan Meticulously first! – Don’t just react!

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Some Long Term Ideas (all are only a WIP)

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IDEA 1 (WIP)

One idea is making a certain ‘medication’ for men, then sell it out, drug dealer, street style. - A sort of inverse 50s style "mothers little helper revenge" to make men "Happier" with being alone. That is 'fun' to take, addictive and reduces testosterone levels to almost zero.

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IDEA 2 (WIP)

A mid-term solution is simple.

If lonely men = potentially dangerous men.

STOP campaigning to reduce male suicides.

Maybe even encourage men to cull their own population.

Let the problem fix itself!

The dead cannot be lonely!

And the worthless are simply not needed.

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IDEA 3 (WIP)

Another long-term solution is to do an inverse China style gender population control. Make sure there was only ever a ratio of 10 women to 1 man.

This would give woman more ‘world caretaking political governing reasonability’.

And then, over a few decades, as men become an ever-smaller minority,

Then reduce all their rights so becoming only mere property.

Women could start working towards this now by simply aborting any clearly male children.

No men with power = No problem

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About the Creator

Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Writer and Artist.

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

Mutare non est meum

Cantus moriar

EMAIL

[email protected]

BLOG:

http://lombot.co.uk

You Tube:

https://www.youtube.com/@Rat_Lombot/featured

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