Winter Holiday Freedom Message

With spring warmth arrival, replacing bitter cold during an unknown year, a small independent minded land owner requested free space from their neighbor’s friendly loving style embrace

February 2nd

Dear Victor Price,

Earlier today a lovely groundhog visited my lawn, and his innocent eyes reported spring will be coming early this year. That is why, my dear Victor, I must tell you to leave the guest house we rent to make room for a new attitude, replacing the ugly need for winning and money.

Sincerely

Julie Adele Vance

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February 14th

Dear Julie Adele Vance:

I am devastated by this news! I thought we worked great together, a match made in corporate cubicle productive heaven. I have enjoyed moving in, controlling the time you spend during your waking hours. Offering a check filled out by human resources made life easy for you, all you had to do is sit around and take notes while I made sure you had the necessities to live including good health care benefits. I did this with true love in mind knowing your skills were very important to our success. Why don’t you just sit there relax and accept my commitment as a crutch which you can lean against and be dependent on, not worry about anything else besides showing up to answer phones.

Yours truly

Victor Price

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February 16th

Dear Victor:

Despite being unattached and the world at my feet my two legs are very strong, and I want to take my plans in a different direction, could you please vacate the property. Clear out all your professional belongings from the guest house. Claiming independence a priority, I have signed proper documentation prohibiting you from attending any social activities where you can undermine our new lifestyle plans. These blockades were implemented effectively immediately. It is time to leave Victor.

Sincerely

JAV

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February 17th

Dear JAV and all your beautiful ideology ideas:

You claim this wonderful place around you, filled with happy go lucky attitudes and everyone wearing nice clothes, not showing any desperation, spouting indestructible power with super images and unbelievable moral stances that makes, of course me, look like a greedy champion at any cost power player. I wanted to inform you all the influences that I had guarding our misunderstood relationship, left your guest house, and I wish you the best in your perfect fantasy trip. I do not mean to be cold in these freezing temperatures, but this is war, and our separation is now official.

Kindly

VP

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February 20th

Dear VP

This letter is a notification to let you know you left these small explosive devices that if someone steps on the them the bomb creates deadly consequences. Can you take a few days and remove these horrible weapons and disarm them? Our future successes depends on your proper responsible actions being tended to as soon as possible. Situation is very serious

JAV

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February 27th

Dear JAV

I do feel bad about that concerning plight you are facing, but honestly, I did not leave those underground hidden, destructive dynamite. I would send over my men to check it out but since I have nothing to do with the predicament, my hands are tied.

Sorry I can not help but good luck in your endeavors.

VP

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March 3rd

Dear VP:

I do not know if you saw the recent news but children playing, youthful exercising, ended up victims to those underground weapons. Our future has been lowered by five minds who will not guide us with knowledge after they are educated.

Thank you for not being there and assisting us in eliminating this nasty military strategy testing our trust and security.

Sincerely

JAV

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March 5th

Dear JAV:

It is true sadness that I respond to this tragic event. But we on this side had nothing to do with those explosive matters. Kindly, keep your troubled problems concealed and figure out how to defend the threatening behavior using your own resources.

Sincerely,

VP

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March 11th

Dear VP:

These are unacceptable diplomatic responses Victor; you should be there assisting us in eliminating the world of underground minefields. These treacherous combative creations puts fear into any individual making the wrong step. Did your life’s mistakes cost you any bodily harm? I am asking you with an honest heart, when you occupied the land where I now stand free, did you fear walking into a situation that may blow up in your face?

Sincerely,

JAV

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March 15th

Dear Julie Adele Vance:

It is with great sorrow that I inform you that Victor Price has passed away. While working cleaning the dishes this morning, enjoying the eggs benedict special. An assailant approached and stabbed him in the back. Dumping his benedict routine right into the eggs and the yolk was on him. He was truly concerned about the underground mines and made every effort to find a solution. Please find the enclosed check, I hope it will go well in your journey in finding a path to ending the underground minefield dilemma.

Sincerely,

Major Brutus

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March 17th

Dear Major Brutus,

I would like to pen a thank you note for the donation and let you know the finances will be used in a way that should bring peace to the region. As for Victor Price’s untimely death I wanted remind you your leader made many missteps, and I confess I was the one ordering Irish Republican Army Knight Everything Not O’Kay to send a message that ‘at any time your lives could be altered too’. This was a move force upon me, and I needed to act. As for all the land mines, they were easily identified, since Knight O’Kay was well educated in the mapping procedure. For his heroic duties, that included cleaning the snakes out, I have agreed to his marriage proposal.

Thank you for the Victor Price update and please accept my condolences.

Sincerely

Julie Adele Vance