The Theft of the Crown Jewels
The Tower of London that houses the jewels was broken into by a cunning thief.

It has been eight hundred years since someone tried to steal the Crown Jewel housed in the Tower of London. Some might say that they are long due an attempt.
However, before you start getting out your area map, hire a welder to work through the iron gates and see if your father-in-law is any good as a getaway driver; you might want to learn from the last attempt.
Things did not go as planned for Thomas Blood. Every criminal venture he embarked on ended badly. However, no one could predict what happened to Blood after he was caught.
Early Life
The self-styled Colonel Thomas Blood started life in 1618 in County Meath. His father, a prosperous blacksmith, kept the family in great luxury.
His grandfather lived in Kilnaboy Castle and was a Member of Parliament. Blood started his career as a parliamentarian when he joined the Irish government as the English Civil War started.
When he was twenty, he married Maria Hawcroft. With her by his side, he left Ireland to take up arms with the Royalist forces who supported Charles I.
Oliver Cromwell
Blood, not known for picking a side and sticking to it, soon transferred his allegiances to Cromwell. When Cromwell won the war, he awarded Blood heavily, granting him lands and making him justice of the peace.
The riches were short-lived because in 1660 when the monarchy was restored seven years later. Charles II took the throne, Blood lost all his lands and was put into financial ruin. He fled back to his native Ireland.
Duke of Ormond
Blood was bitter about losing his fortune, so in revenge in 1963, he conspired to capture the Duke of Ormond, who was based at Dublin Castle.
In disguise with a band of accomplices, he forced his way into the castle; however, the plot had been discovered, and most of the gang was arrested. Blood fled to Holland to avoid the fallout.
This was the first of many failures in the criminal world he was to experience.
Return to England
Blood stayed in Holland for several years, where he managed to participate in a couple of failed enterprises until, in 1670, he decided it was time to return to England even though he was still a wanted man.
It is believed that he used the alias Ayloffe and practised as a doctor or an apothecary in East London. During this time, he cast his eye over the jewels held in the Tower.
One day, dressed as a parson with his wife, he paid like thousands before him to see the jewels. On leaving, his wife 'unexpectantly' was taken unwell and needed help.
Talbot Edwards, a kindly man, the display curator, took the poorly Mrs Blood and her husband back to his apartment to recover. The two couples hit it off immediately and became good friends visiting each other regularly.
When Blood suggested that Talbot's daughter marry his nephew, the family was overjoyed, except that Blood didn't have a nephew.
The Tower of London
Still, a meeting was set up for the young couple. Blood arrived with his 'nephew' and a group of friends. Whilst the couple got to know each other, Blood suggested Talbot would like to show them the Crown Jewels.
No sooner had the kindly man unlocked the gates than he was hit over the head and stabbed whilst the gang of bandits secured the jewels, even going as far as stamping on a crown to make it flat to stuff down Blood's trousers.
Talbot removed his gag and raised the alarm shouting, 'Treason! Murder! The crown is stolen.' The gang were chased and arrested; Blood did not escape this time. Blood was arrested as he left the Tower by the Iron Gate after trying to shoot one of the guards.
The Crown Jewels were returned to their rightful home. Although a little battered from the ordeal and needing a few gems reattached, they were fine. Blood was taken to The Tower, where he stated he would only talk to the King.
King Charles II
What happened during this meeting is a matter of speculation. What was known is that Blood was taken before Charles II when the King and family members spoke to him.
At one point during the conversation, the King asked Blood, 'What if I should give you your life?' and Blood replied, 'I would endeavour to deserve it, Sire.'
He left that day fully pardoned, with a gift of £500 a year, land in Ireland and a position in the court.
Some speculate that the King feared an uprising in revenge if Blood was tried. Others say that the King always had a thing for rogues, and Blood had amused him, especially when he told him he had wanted to assassinate him but thought better of it; either way, he was a free man.
Later Life
Blood became a familiar face around the court, much to the distress of the Duke of Ormond.
Blood fell into a coma on 22nd August 1680, and two days later, he died. His body was buried in the churchyard of St Margaret's Church near St. James Park.
This is not the end of our terrible criminal. When he died, Blood owed money from a lawsuit he lost. Many claimed that he had faked his death to avoid paying. So his body had to be exhumed to confirm he was dead.
As for Talbot Edwards, he recovered fully from his wounds and was rewarded by the King. He lived to an old age, recounting how he stopped the theft of the Crown Jewels to all visitors.
About the Creator
Sam H Arnold
Fiction and parenting writer exploring the dynamics of family life, supporting children with additional needs. I also delve into the darker narratives that shape our world, specialising in history and crime.




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