Vh1 Family Reunion Love & Hip Hop Edition

Hey y’all hey,

Now today I’m only seven minutes early & I need to freshen up my water, pack my bowl, 🍃 & get ready.

🚨Amina is not a well woman.🚨

Wait, maybe her and Cisco can go into group therapy together & then get into the studio and record Cyn’s song since she don’t want it 🤣.

And I agree with Peter about the entire cancel culture situation. 🎤⬇️.

He’s right that this show is all about growth because Peter actually sounds rational, and I’m agreeing with him. I think I’m slightly concerned. 🤪

Back to Cyn, she looks unwell.

Like she’s back with Joey or “opi” unwell.

Thin.

Drawn.

Grey.

Chile, it looks like Kimbella stole Cyn’s old ass and shoved it in with all her silicone.

😳 what? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yes I saw the shot in the thong, so what my Uncle does video editing for a living, so don’t get me started on the blur 🙄.

I Love Bobby’s brows tho fo sho 💜 & he is wearing the hell outta those pants.

Bobby is sexy.

Bobby is a whole gay man wtf is wrong with me🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

First Billy Porter now Bobby Styles.

Billy Porter is my phone’s lock screen, y’all 🤣.🤦🏻‍♀️

And I want to say hi to Jonathan on Twitter but I’m scurred.

📲’s therapist and extends my next session an extra 1/2 hour cuz I find myself hopelessly attracted to gay men.

🚨no seque at all, my bad.

I don’t think Cisco’s been laid in a while 🤣.

And Gunz talkin to Safaree about bein disappointed in Cisco is fuckin hilarious.

And even after Safaree’s apology, Cisco is still tight you can tell.

Not for nothin, Safaree still looks swole himself, but he’s a 🍕💩, so yeah.

I’m so mad he’s so fine tho 🤣 and you can tell Erica is mad that he’s so fine too.🤣🤣🤣

She mad -mad. Big mad! She wants to go home and be with her babies -mad.

And she should.

Who in the entire hell is Paris? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Is Amina ever sober? Again, the way this film crew is set up …🤣…look she ain’t calm down that damn fast, ain’t no way.

It was like they took her off camera, shot her with lithium and waited for it to kick in. But oh my cheese and crackers, that had to be the alcohol 🍷, cuz if not honey 🍯 child please get some help.

Tara musta thought to herself, “lemme go say somethin to this crazy bitch and then send her home with Cisco before she sets the hotel on fire 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️”

🚨And apparently according to next week’s previews, I may be right😳.

⏮ Rewind a minute, maybe I’m a little spoiled from watching POSE, but what in the entire hell was that drag show? Why were they so pale!!! Wasn’t any of y’all available to beat some faces? Speakin of that, where was errybody?

Sleepin off the brown liquor 🥃, right mimi?

But I will give it to Uncle Rich and em for obviously being forced to be there but enjoying themselves anyway.

That was nice of them. But the “girls” were grey.

Grey with an e like in green which is how my face is gonna look if I gotta watch Juelz try to relive the six months he was famous 🙄.

My bad, I’m being 🌴🌴🌴. It’s just that I’m not a fan of Juelz. It’s his wife’s fault cuz she’s been on my nerves since Chrissy clocked her.

Now Chrissy and Jim are folks I can gets down with, but alas, they ain’t checkin for a chick. But y’all check back with me next week for the next Recap

Until then ✌🏼💜