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Marry Me Now

Episode 3: A Majique MiMi Commentary

By Majique MiMiPublished 4 years ago 3 min read
Photo Courtesy: HoustonChronical.com

Hey hey👋 What it do? How’s it goin; how are you?

Ima be honest with y’all. This episode is gonna determine whether or not I finish watchin this series. I don’t know how to be nothin but honest, so I’ma keep it 💯 wit chall…

The show is underwhelming 🤷🏻‍♀️

#ISWISAIIWII

The couples are now 1-1

Amira (Mooch) & Ken got married.

Shana and Brandon did not

That’s because Brandon is a 🍆 and how he did Shana was dirty. Po baby had to up & leave Houston. I’m wondering if the producers have been keeping tabs on Shana cuz I know she had to have been goin THROUGH it to up and relocate. And I feel for her, cuz I’ve actually dated a “Brandonesque” dude in my past and let’s just say the 🍆 wasn’t worth the melodrama of the reverse psychology finger pointin and mind games 🙄.

Bye bamma ✌🏼

But not for nothin, Brandon was probably tryin to use the same reverse psychology on her 🍑 and she had enough. She looked like she had enough of Brandon’s 💩 before the show even started though🤣.

And to be brutally honest with y’all MiMi is TIED her damn self cuz I thought I was healthy enough to cook 🤣.

Yes I meant to type TIED cuz I want y’all to read it with the inflection and exhaustion in which I said it earlier.

MiMi is TIED y’all.

I mean I didn’t mean to be in the kitchen all day; but once I start, I figure I may as well get it all done and out the way.

But now my knees & back hate me. 😖

So Ima take another 🍬.

That’s the universal emoji for edible 😁

No, it’s not really 🤣 but it’s MY blog and now and goin forward 🍬=edible gummy.

We good?

Good.

So I happily cooked today (S/O to 🌱Durban Poison 🌱 , but I’m 🥚 saw sted tonight.

So this next couple better amaze me 🤣 cuz I lie to you not , I will be yawning 🥱🥱🥱 through this whole dern show and won’t watch another dern episode.

So Amber and Alrick, y’all better bring it.

From the rip, yo!!! Why is Alrick built like that 😍 ??? Alright Alrick 🍯, t’aint mad atcha. T’aint mad atcha at all 😍.

🙋🏻‍♀️ Real quick interjection

Have y’all noticed that at least one parent in each show is estranged or otherwise absent from the family dynamic. 🤔 I dunno if there is a correlation to this and the unconventional marriage proposals, but I figured I’d throw it out there for y’all to ponder.

Issue number two is the fact that apparently Amber caught Alrick talkin to his exes or some 💩 like that. And they’re havin problems.

So…Amber do you really wanna get married are you marking your territory on television? 🤷🏻‍♀️#ISWISAIIWII

Any how, any who, is this where I say I think Alrick is gonna say no?

Oh GAWD it was until I saw his brother cry at the news that Amber is fittin to propose.

I AM TIED 🤣🤣🤣 cuz that 💩 made me cry. 😭

I’m still gettin “no” vibes tho 🤦🏻‍♀️

But OMG!!! 😱 kudos and 💜 to whomever beat Amber’s face cuz chile, you look absolutely gorgeous!!!

Not feelin her dress tho 🤨. Iono why, it just don’t lay right on her. But seriously, her face is so stunning 🤩 that I don’t think it matters.

HER SHOES ARE 🔥🔥🔥

But I still think Alrick gonna say no.

😳 Not only was I dead 🍑 wrong cuz Alrick said YES 😱but then this bamma started 😭 and now I’m crying…😭😭😭 and they are my favorite couple now 🥰

They so crute 💜

But are they crute enough to bring me back next week?

🤷🏻‍♀️

✌🏼💜💨

Peace, Love, Exhale

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About the Creator

Majique MiMi

You can call me MiMi. I’m a Brain Aneurysm & Stroke Survivor & Former English Professor. I write to stay sane, and to keep gratitude in my Spirit & Praises in my mouth.

Check out my series starting with Hood Ornaments

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