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Five Changes I Would Make to the Current WWE

Because WWE is so Dead, it's considered Haunted at this point.

By DJ RobbinsPublished 5 months ago 3 min read
Five Changes I Would Make to the Current WWE
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Five changes I would make to the current WWE. The first thing would be to call the Women participants “Divas” again. It is not the name that hurts women’s wrestling. It had always been the dumbass and trashy storylines involving women that ruined Women’s Wrestling. Ever since Bayley, Sasha, Charlotte, and Becky Lynch legitimized the division again, the Women’s Division has been the strongest it’s been. Now, don’t misunderstand me, there have been standouts in the WWE’s Women’s Division, but today it’s more about competition and belts than

smutty storylines. That’s as it should be.

I have not been turned on by slutty whores in movies, television, or professional wrestling. For people like me, I’m turned on by capable women, like a final girl in a slasher film, for instance. They are cuter than their hoe friends, but they are smart and capable. They are not flaunting things for the world to see. I know most men pick their favorite divas based on attractiveness; I do also. In my mind, there is my girl. Why violate that support by having them make out with a geriatric rapist piece of poop or another wrestler?

The second thing I would do is to give the women their own show. I want them to bring back Sunday Heat for an hour at 7:00 pm on Sunday evening. If you want to put it on Netflix, go ahead. You want us to care about the Women’s Division again? Focus on them. Heat was only an hour back in the day, and so was ECW on Friday nights. There were three 20-minute matches. Spotlight six women or throw in a tag team match if you wish, or eight have Divas for that show. This would force WWE to choose who it wants to promote. The SmackDown and Raw women’s championships could still be defended, but only on their special shows.

The third thing I would do is to stop having these celebrities wrestle or having them in the crowd. Nobody gives a shit about Jelly Roll or Travis Scott. If you’re going to have nonathletes compete in WWE, do what Lawler did to Andy Kaufman. Drop him on his neck and then come out on Letterman and tell everybody, “I was playing the bad guy wrestler.” Lawler then proceeded to tell Andy, “I don’t play wrestler, I am one. This is how I feed my family, and I don’t appreciate a comedian coming out here and making a joke out of it.” WWE must treat its wrestlers as the best at what they do. You don’t job Cody Rhodes out to an actor on Mania.

The fourth thing I would do is to make a Top Contenders List for the Championships. This would force a belt to have a focus and purpose without that nonsense, random jobbing someone out before magically winning a title shot that they never earned in the first place.

The fifth and final thing I would do is fix the atrocious commentary. NXT would feature Mauro Ranallo by himself. Raw would feature Joe Tessitore, and Smackdown would still feature Jim Ross. Grab him from AEW; they never should have let him go. I would never allow commentary for dummies. “I’m Yeeting.” Booker T would not be nutting himself just because Stephanie Vaquer was doing the head-bashing thing. We’re going to promote our wrestling product and fighters as top-tier wrestlers and personalities. We don’t want to portray them as goofs who Yeet with celebrities. NOTICE: I did not touch storylines. Guys, I had to fix the presentation of this hot garbage before I could touch storylines and characters.

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About the Creator

DJ Robbins

He wrote a short film that is currently up on Youtube called ,''All the Lonely Boys'' He is an avid Ohio State and Cleveland Browns fan

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