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Artificial Intelligence? More like I Robot 2023!

What the F*&^?

By Kelsia Published 3 years ago 3 min read

Looks like we're slowly but surely becoming best buds with our robot overlords. AI is everywhere, from our chatty virtual assistants to the sneaky algorithms that always seem to know what we want to buy. Resistance is futile! But when it comes to AI-powered chatbots like Chat GPT, people's thoughts range from "Wow, this is amazing!" to "Is this the beginning of the robot uprising?" 

The not-so-bad:

Oh stop it, you're making me blush! Chat GPT has left many users feeling like mere mortals in the presence of a god-like entity with an infinite supply of brainpower. From crunching numbers to finding the best pizza joint in town, it's like having a genius BFF in your pocket. Have you ever wondered why we call it a building if it's already built? Or why we say "heads up" when we actually want people to duck? The mysteries of life are endless! Chat GPT is like a wise-cracking philosopher, always armed with a pun or two to tackle life's biggest questions.

The not-so-good, the kinda-terrible, the meh.

On the flip side, there are those who approach AI with a hint of an "I'll believe it when I see it" attitude. Oh, Chat GPT thinks it understands context, but sometimes it's like a fish trying to climb a tree - entertaining to watch, but not quite getting the job done. At times, it seems like the responses were concocted by a brilliant yet mischievous parrot with a wicked sense of humor. When you asked Chat GPT about the meaning of life, it must have been thought you said "the meaning of knife" because it came back with a recipe for cutting chocolate chip cookies. It's like expecting a delicious chocolate cake and getting a stale rice cake instead.

3. The "I Can't Stand You, But I Can't Live Without You" Bond:

Chat GPT is like a language wizard, but sometimes it's quirky like a unicorn on roller skates. It's like having a friend who talks so much that you have to wear adult diapers just to keep up with the conversation. You innocently inquire about something, and suddenly Chat GPT unleashes a literary masterpiece. Look at the bright side, if you're feeling lonely, you can talk to your virtual assistant for days and pretend like you have a friend. Who needs real friends anyway?

4. The Psychic Robot Brain: because who needs a human psychic when you can have a machine do it for you?

It's almost like Chat GPT is a mind reader but without all the creepy staring and awkward silences. Wow, Chat GPT is like a mind reader, but for typing! It's like having a psychic robot that knows all your embarrassing moments. But let's be real, it's giving me the heebie-jeebies. Why bother with an AI mind reader when we can't even figure out what we want for lunch?

When you try to speak a foreign language but end up ordering a plate of socks instead of soup.

AI language models like Chat GPT are like that one friend who's fluent in English but can barely order a taco in Spanish. Lost in translation? More like lost in the sauce! If you attempt to speak to Chat GPT in a foreign tongue, brace yourself for some unintentional comedy gold. It's like trying to communicate with a parrot who only knows a few phrases and responds with a mix of excitement and bewilderment. Ha! Good luck trying to order a pizza in Klingon!

Artificial intelligence and chatbots like Chat GPT have taken over our lives, making us feel like we're living in a sci-fi movie. It's like having a robot friend who's always there to listen, but never judges you for eating an entire pizza by yourself. From mind-blowing intelligence to side-splitting misunderstandings, AI has become both a BFF and a prankster. Just a heads up, Chat GPT is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get. One minute it's helpful and entertaining, the next minute it's off on a wild misadventure. Buckle up and enjoy the ride! Get ready to enter the wild and wacky world of AI, where robots rule and humans drool! It's a crazy ride, but hey, at least the robots won't judge you for wearing socks with sandals. Perhaps someday Chat GPT will become the next Jerry Seinfeld but with more ones and zeros and less puffy shirts.

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About the Creator

Kelsia

I have an extreme problem with writing my unfiltered thoughts. Sometimes I believe I'm going mad, like Game of Thrones mad.

we should all have a way to express our witty, sarcastic, curious minds, no matter who's reading.

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