satire
When the world gets too complicated, satirical video games are the perfect way to escape reality and explore the absurdity of life through parody.
The 10 Most Annoying Video Game Enemies
What makes a video game enemy annoying? The endless amount of them, of course. Or maybe they're durable, irritating bullet sponges or maybe their hitboxes are super finnicky. They can easily turn a great game into a tedious experience and severely affect your overall opinion of the game. It isn't worth the time invested if you're just going to be rewarded with more annoying as hell creatures to kill.
By CT Idlehouse4 years ago in Gamers
Gamer Who Dominated Post Apocalyptic MMORPGs Utterly Crushed by Actual Post Apocalyptic World
Long time post apocalyptic MMORPG gamer Ted Stephens was utterly crushed by the post apocalyptic world he found himself in shortly after a surprise thermonuclear war erupted between the United States and Russia, dying in just under 37 minutes after a beam supporting the roof of the basement where he spent most of his days and nights playing post apocalyptic MMORPGs collapsed. Ted’s skull was split open by the large steel beam killing him instantly and ending his first ever foray into an actual post apocalyptic world in near record time. His fast and brutal death in the actual post apocalypse stood in stark contrast to his utter domination of post apocalyptic MMORPGs including Tom Clancy’s The Division, where the player’s goal is to survive in the after-pandemic world, Fallout 76, an online sequel of the famous nuclear-themed game, and Secret World Legends. The creators of those MMORPG’s could not be reached for comment as they were currently in pitched battles with radiation scarred cannibals for control of the worlds rapidly dwindling supply of clean water.
By Everyday Junglist4 years ago in Gamers
The 10 Food Groups For Gamers
Gamers are a special breed, the true peak of human perfection. We can’t just live off of the food that most of the world lives on; we have our own needs. For handy reference, and the general health of the gaming community, I put together this handy PSA to make sure you’re getting the gaming nutrients you need.
By Blake Anglin4 years ago in Gamers
My Streaming Journey
My first bump in the road as a streamer has been presented with a non-working computer. My MacBook that I received while attending university will not start up along with a slew of other things. I am sending it into the shop but as my wife's photography business needs a reliable computer I will be donating it to her business of Hunny-Lens photography. See Stadia had this free to play weekend with Marvel's Avengers and I was really looking forward to donning one of my favorite heroes masks and suiting up. Excelsior as our old man Stan would say, but with great power comes great responsibility and I now was tasked with the responsibility to see why my computer is not working. I was hoping to get it up and running before the weekend came so I decided to “Face front, true believers!”, as
By Will Besaw4 years ago in Gamers
The Mushroom Kingdom Pole Dancing Championship Presents: Super Mario Pole Dancing Party
Warning: This article contains Super Mario character stripper names and an idea for a Super Mario pole dancing game. If you can not handle all of that, turn back now. For you adventurous types, stamp your hand at the door, change your one-dollar bills into coins and follow me.
By The Nerd Habit5 years ago in Gamers
It's Not About You
Yes, I am well aware of the trend of writing rants about regressive politics and climate change and pandemics, and the other life and death things plaguing (see what I did there?) us all these days. I've certainly written enough of them to be aware. But I'm tired of these topics, and I'm taking a break to write about something rather less dire (though probably related, in a late-stage capitalism, entitled asshattery sort of way).
By Jenn Kirkland5 years ago in Gamers
What if BitLife was Real Life?
I am addicted to BitLife. It is the only thing that keeps me going in life, I wake up every day and hope that the developers have pulled an all-nighter just trying to get a new update out to the BitJunkies (my nickname for my fellow BitLife addicts).
By Hyper Homo6 years ago in Gamers
'Monsieur De Tetris' - The Story Never Told
Monsieur de Tetris - Director’s Cut The novelized version is at the end. Background Monsieur de Tetris was a school assignment, but for director and producer Joshua Cheon, it was so much more than just a student film. That’s me. There were many obstacles that stood in the way of getting a good result, but despite these odds, I knew I could get a good result. This was because I’m confident in everything I do. Even when I’m not sure about what I’m doing, I simply tell myself that I am, and voila.
By Snookeronidjon7 years ago in Gamers
The 5 Most Impractical Clothing Choices Worn in Survival Horror Games
Feminine clothing is a hot-button issue... well, practically in all topical conversations. But this isn't an article to discuss sexism, though it might be mentioned once or twice. No, what I'm talking about is the sheer impracticality of some clothing choices, with both female AND male characters.
By CT Idlehouse7 years ago in Gamers
Sim Sacrifice
When you’re a magician, you may find yourself making deals or bartering with gods, egregores, and thoughtforms. Usually, they mostly just want some form of attention, or tribute in their name. If you’re open to the idea of technology mixing with your sorcery, I would like to suggest offering a Sim for sacrifice.
By Johnny Clark8 years ago in Gamers
