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Star Wars is a science fiction franchise set in a universe far far away.
Why 'Star Wars' Has NOT Been Ruined!
Recently, I wrote a satirical article called "Complaining About 'Return of the Jedi' the Way People Complain About 'The Last Jedi'", and the point of that article was to joke about how if Return of the Jedi was released to the SW fans of 2018, they would be complaining about it the same way they complain about The Last Jedi.
By Jonathan Sim8 years ago in Futurism
How Boba Fett Changed My Life
In my early youth, Star Wars was my favorite franchise of all and Obi-Wan Kenobi was my favorite character. Though I loved the franchise as a young kid, it wasn't until much later in my teens around the time the Force Awakens came out that I delved much deeper into the overall mythos and enjoyed it on even more intimate levels.
By Caleb LaBord8 years ago in Futurism
The Star Wars Prequels
The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith. What comes into your mind when you hear those titles? The endless memes? Over reliance on CGI? Mostly wooden dialogue? Of course these things come to mind, but I believe there’s a brilliance in these films. Here’s just a few examples of well-executed aspects of these three films that I believe many fans enjoy, as well as my own interpretation of the overarching story.
By Isaac Johnson8 years ago in Futurism
What Made 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' a Terrible Movie
Before I delve into my own personal feeling of betrayal, I want to first state that I understand that some people did, in fact, enjoy The Last Jedi. Several of my friends went to see the film and said they thoroughly enjoyed it. I, however, had a drastically different feeling about the film. Ever since the film's release, there's been a divide in the Star Wars community over the film's reception. On popular review site Rotten Tomatoes, The Last Jedi scores a 48% audience rating, ranking it as the worst audience rated Star Wars film behind Attack of the Clones, which comes in at 57%. So even though some people, who are well within their right, enjoyed the film, here's why I feel it ranks, for me personally, as the worst Star Wars film. Yes, that's right. The worst.
By Jake Dawson8 years ago in Futurism
Complaining About 'Return of the Jedi' the Way People Complain About 'The Last Jedi'
Before we begin the satire article, I want to say that I liked both Return of the Jedi and The Last Jedi. The Last Jedi had some obvious flaws, but it is my opinion that people are overreacting to them. So, what if Return of the Jedi was released to the Star Wars fans of today? Let's take a trip to 1983...
By Jonathan Sim8 years ago in Futurism
'Star Wars the Clone Wars': Chapter Five
~~Lina P.O.V~~ After the negotiation with Jabba, the Republic was able to enter Tatooine without any trouble. Master Kenobi, Master Yoda, and Karri arrived to Jabba's Palace to negotiate more terms with trading routes and treaty which was forming. Master Kenobi, Master Yoda, and Karri stayed on the depressing dirt ball planet while Anakin and I went back to the Jedi Cruiser. Anakin went to command center to report back to the Jedi Temple to update with the mission. As for me, I went searching for Rex but I grew worried because I couldn’t find him. I asked a trooper where he went and he said he was in the infirmary, and then another trooper said he was at the bridge or the hanger bay but Rex wasn't in either places. This caused me to worry even more.
By Linaflame L78 years ago in Futurism
'Star Wars the Clone Wars': Chapter Three
~~Lina P.O.V~~ Rex assembled his troops into the gunships as Anakin and I were already inside along with several men. Rex came inside the gunship last and then it took off. The gunship's doors closed and only a little light came through the blast shields. I adjusted my brown robe as I searched for my lightsaber and blasters all set on my belt. All ready.
By Linaflame L78 years ago in Futurism
'Star Wars the Clone Wars': Bios
Hello, I will be introducing my two OCs (Original Characters) that will be included in my Star Wars: the Clone War Fan Fiction. Lina Skywalker will be my main OC while Karri Star will be my minor OC. I hope you guys enjoy learning about my OCs!
By Linaflame L78 years ago in Futurism
The Galaxy Far, Far Away
On May 25th, 1977, the world was introduced to a film that would inspire people all around the globe for decades to come. Star Wars took the world by storm, capturing the imaginations of both young and old and after a 41 year history there have been 8 more films, 2 anthology stories, 2 brand new sagas completely separate from the original story, animated television series, brand new live action TV series, video games, and content on every platform imaginable. Think of anything on this planet and there will be that same thing with a Star Wars logo on it. Aside from being a media juggernaut, this franchise has become something that has helped people deal with real life struggles. Lets hop into our star fighters and cover each era in depth without spoilers (for those who wish to experience it for the first time) and how this "most impressive" franchise has shaped the world we live in today.
By Ty Higgins8 years ago in Futurism
