1947 Rosewell, had a real reason for happening!

This reporter has uncovered the news of the century. The real reason that aliens crashed at Rosewell in 1947 leading to the infamous area 51.

It has nothing to do with a crashed weather balloon as many have thought for years who didn't embrace the fact that aliens crashed here on earth. It had to do with the fact that alien parents had sent their child to the United States unacompanied in 1946.

In an effort to make their lives better in a world not completely screwed up yet, they launched their child in a pod with smugglers from the Andromeda Galaxy. The Andromites agreed to smuggle their precious larva to the United States and leave him with a nice family waiting for the day his parents join him.

Those smugglers unable to find a place for the Larva-sized alien came to a hospital in the borough of Queens, NY. The smugglers left the child there and made their way back to inform the alien parents where they left him.

The US Government in 1947 did everything to help them find their lost child. They searched through every record of the hospital in Queens. They believed they had found the alien larva child several times, but no luck. After further interrogation of the alien parents, the US Government was able to get a better description of him.

The Larva was hair-like. He had multiple strands and would grow to be highly intelligent. His parents said he would eventually be the one to lead the earth into a brighter future as long as he had the right amount of time to gestate.

The smugglers had provided the alien parents with much information about where they had taken the child in 1946. What they did with the Child was hard to understand. In order to hide him, they put him on the head of a baby that had just been born. It was a baby born on June 14, 1946.

After further searches, they never found the child. The US Government helped for decades and could not find him. The larva-like child would take more than 100 years to grow to have a body of its own so it would not be able to fly back into space.

Military and US intelligence of the time let the aliens go, but they stayed in constant contact with them. Then in 2018, the aliens made contact with the Military and US intelligence agencies. They said they now know where their larva-like child had gotten. He had not grown his own body yet but had taken control of the human child born in 1946. That child was Donald J. Trump.

The aliens watched all of the news they could that they were able to view. Their little Larva child was now the President of the United States. The human beneath was almost completely brain dead they believed and their child was now leading the same government that once helped them try to find him.

The government asked if they wanted the child back and their response was shocking. They were proud of their child living like he was human with his hairy strands sunk deep into the head of Donald Trump, but because of the merging of these two beings, it would never be possible for him reunited with his parents. Not because of no rocket ship, but because the Alien parents were bigots toward orange people.