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Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: 'The Hand-Job Cocksheath'
Missing your regular dose of weird and (dubiously) wonderful sex toys? Well, let me assuage your worries, because Wacky Sex Toy of the Week is back, we’re ---- well, sort of beige, really ---- and we’re ready to give all you loyal readers a hand. No really, a hand. Like, with fingers. That kind of hand. All right, let’s back up a bit. First off, do you know what a cocksleeve is? If you don’t, let me explain. If you do . . . well, I’m explaining anyway. It’s a sort of contraption that straps over (and around) your dick, often using the testes as a sort of anchor point. Generally, this contraption is shaped like a much bigger dick, so you get the fun of kinda bangin’ the middle of this foot-long faux-schlong while watching said penile prosthesis penetrate your partner.
By Anne St. Marie9 years ago in Filthy
Is Valentine's Day Really About Love?
Whether or not you hail Valentine’s Day as the most sacred of holidays or a mere Hallmark sales ploy, February 14th means something to everyone. If you have a significant other, you devote the weeks prior to dropping not-so-subtle hints about what is and isn’t a respectable token of affection, and if you don’t, you either wallow in solitude or initiate an emergency mission to find a V-day date, and fast. You leave no dating app unswiped, no party un-flirted, no eyelash un-batted.
By Lizzie Boudoir9 years ago in Filthy
Why a Vibrator Should Be the Only Electronic In the Bedroom
I think we can all agree that sex is not the time for smart phones. There is nothing worse than being intimate with someone and, as soon as you’re done, they grab their smartphones and begin scrolling through Instagram, tapping "like" on all the girls you wish you looked like. The bedroom is somewhere for love and sex and all kinds of naughtiness; leave the smartphone and laptop out of the equation. (Unless you are playing your "in the mood" mix tape or watching my porn. Naturally). But there are some gadgets and gizmos that are made for this personal and intimate time with your partner (or your one night stand/fuck buddy).
By Samantha Bentley9 years ago in Filthy
Why Men Shouldn't Be Afraid of Sex Toys
Sex is great, and sex toys can make it even better, but many men seem to be intimidated by sex toys while their partners want them to know why men shouldn’t be afraid of toys. There are a number of reasons why men might fear toys in bed, but there are even more reasons why this is a fear to be overcome. Our time in this life is short, and there is nothing wrong with trying to get as much pleasure out of it as possible. Given that, why would you willfully deny yourself added fun and a better time? After all, it’s not like someone looks back at their life and smiles at all the fun they didn’t have. This guide will briefly outline some reasons men fear sex toys and then go on to explain why men shouldn’t be afraid of toys.
By Dr. Harmon Love9 years ago in Filthy
Quietest Sex Toys
Are you on the hunt for the quietest sex toys? Everybody needs that little space in their life to flick the bean or wank what’s in those jeans. Whether you’re fighting off nosy roommates, trying not to create noise complaints on your hotel getaway, or attempting to get some time in before the kids wake up from their afternoon nap, we’ve got you covered with a list of the quietest sex toys. That’s something that we understand. We’ve scoured the sex shops and located the ultimate quiet items for your pleasure. So run away, lock the door, and take your choice of the quietest sex toys.
By Lizzie Boudoir9 years ago in Filthy
Why Foreplay is Slowly Becoming a Thing of the Past
Foreplay. The word quickly brings to mind a certain couple and situation . . . usually, a man taking a few minutes to ‘warm up’ his lady before the actual act of penetration, perhaps with slow and indulgent kissing, a sensual massage, a little delicate fingering, or even a saucily-applied vibrator. Sometimes oral sex is included under the ‘foreplay’ banner as well. Nothing like an enthusiastic blowjob before the main event, or perhaps some toe-curling cunnilingus. Anything to get everybody fully and utterly aroused before the P. goes in the V. That ‘traditional’ model up there has been around for quite a while, but it ---- and, indeed, the concept of foreplay in general ---- is slowly becoming a relic of the past. Why? Well, one significant reason lies in the growing visibility of LGBT+ couples. If two women, in the process of getting hot ‘n’ heavy, have a heated and desperate makeout session followed by tearing off each others’ clothes and finishing each other off with oral pleasure and digital penetration, you won’t find too many people protesting the fact that they’ve just had sex.
By Anne St. Marie9 years ago in Filthy
Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: 'Ovipositor Dildos'
This third edition of Wacky Sex Toy of the Week features some truly unique toys...yes, they’ve all been pretty unique so far, but these are uniquer. Uniqueful. Uniquest. Yes, perhaps even more so than a dildo affixed to a pogo stick or a penis fly trap, and Lord knows those are hard to beat. Before the dazzling reveal (which the title has absolutely already given away, but we’ll be ignoring that), let us begin by setting the scene a little. Have you ever dreamed of being stranded upon a moist and marvelous alien planet and stumbling on a singularly tentacular surprise? Ever had fond fantasies of your spaceship being boarded by an egg-bearing love monster looking for a few comfortably damp orifices to nestle its future offspring within? Ever woke in a desirous sweat from tingly thoughts of braving the briny oceanic depths, only to discover a lustful octoid wonder of times gone by...well, you get the idea. Point is, they’re ovipositors. Yes, that does mean what you think it means. The products in question are Primal Hardwere’s selection of ovipositor dildos: ‘Splorch’, ‘Krubera’, ‘Squick’, and ‘BedBug’. Essentially, these are squishy and tentacle-esque dildos from which messily splort a gelatinous egg into the ardour-bedewed lust-burrow of your choice, where it slowly and slimily melts with your body heat into a clearish alien ooze. (Unless, presumably, you immediately retrieve it, which, if you’re caught in the process, would have to be the #1 most awkward thing to explain to a roommate).
By Anne St. Marie9 years ago in Filthy
Sex Aids Are for Experts Too
In the course of sexual events, it often becomes necessary or more so desirable for individuals—male and female, of both greater and lesser erotic aptitude—to enhance their sex lives with battery operated devices, sensitizing creams, or erogenous potions, commonly referred to as sex aids.
By Lenny Legman9 years ago in Filthy
History of Chastity Belts
Is your money safely locked up at the bank? Then why isn’t your vagina locked up as well? From Mad Max to Robin Hood: Men In Tights, this historical garment has been appearing in pop culture in the 20th and 21st centuries. It has also become a popular accessory for BDSM enthusiasts, with a wide variety of both male and female chastity belts available from sex toy manufacturers. In fact, the chastity belt that society knows and portrays did not actually exist in days past. Instead, they are a myth drawn from allegories of purity and faithfulness which were exaggerated throughout time by historians who have the same fantasies as many men—fantasies of female sexual appetites so extensive that only lock and key can contain.
By Caesar Finkle9 years ago in Filthy
How to Use a Double Sided Dildo
Double. Sided. Dildo… Now that I have your attention, or at least part of it, how about having a discussion surrounding the ins and the outs of how to use a double sided dildo, and perhaps answer some of the other notable questions that have been asked in reference to how to use a double sided dildo. One would probably be remiss if they did not warn the reader that the content of this article is sometimes thought taboo; however, after reading the first three words, and making it to this disclaimer it should be obvious that we are about to embark on a conversation that delves into a deeply sexual discussion. In other words, we are going to discuss having sexual intercourse while utilizing a sex toy, as well as masturbation utilizing a sex toy.
By Lizzie Boudoir9 years ago in Filthy
Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: Mike's Spikes
Wacky Sex Toy of the Week is back again, loyal readers, and this week we’ve got a Sarlacc-esque surprise for you. Ready? Feast your eyes on ‘Mike’s Spikes’, a really, really well-made way for you to experience IRL that one nightmare your vengeful ex-girlfriend occasionally threatens to make reality. (Or, if you were the person who closed your eyes and wished last birthday for ‘kinda like a bear trap, but for my penis’, this may be your sweetest dream come true).
By Anne St. Marie9 years ago in Filthy
