satire
Humor and satire to make you laugh. Everyone loves a good innuendo.
Stripopoly
I was pretty excited for my first year at Bares. Honestly I got started in it for the same reason everyone else does, gratuitous nudity and validating some repressed mommy issues and using charity as an excuse to release the inner attention loving go-go boy that lives deep inside us all. But once I attended the orientation meeting and heard the stories from the people and organizations that Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS helps I was moved more than I thought I could be and knew that this show was about so much more than what meets the eye. On top of that I was shocked and even more moved to see just how many of my friends were willing to donate for this wonderful cause.
By [email protected]6 years ago in Filthy
Gindr? You Brought Her!
As most of you know by now, I have no issues divulging my personal experiences for the sake of entertaining the masses with my explicitly secual blog entries. So it can only stand to reason that I have taken it upon myself to use a popular hook-up application known as Grindr to do some gay culture social studying. Mind you, the only times I ever use the site for its intended purpose I’m either drunk or hungover and normally only log on out of boredom or when I’m in need of a self-esteem boost and the 14 Facebook pokes I got that day just aren’t doing it for me. But the conversations I’ve had with people combined with the conversations my friends have had leave me know choice but to write about it because honestly most of the shit that goes on there is just too damn funny to pass up.
By [email protected]6 years ago in Filthy
Ivan
I've decided to write about Ivan first because in addition to being one of the more entertaining Bares related stories, we are also no longer connected through any form of social media and haven't spoke in over a year so I figured "what the hell? fuck him!"
By [email protected]6 years ago in Filthy
Scan-And-Dinavia!
Like most cut dancers, I began my career at a young age doing revue shows on cruise ships. It's a great job to have when you're young because at that age you don't realize that the rules of the ship basically strip you of your independence. Plus Royal Caribbean allows employees to drink in the crew bar at age 18 so its a great way to sew some oats and save some money before you decide to become a real adult. Although I tend to only have negative things to say about my cruise ship days because of their "always on the job" mentality, I actually had a shit load of fun, saw some amazing sights, and made a few life long friends who I still keep in touch with today.
By [email protected]6 years ago in Filthy
The First Rule of Steamroom is that You Don't Talk About Steamroom
I have to admit that the title of this blog is a tiny bit misleading... Although I've had my fair share of steamroom visits, I can only think of one that ever got sexual and the steamroom section of this story doesn't even involve me (oddly enough). However, it does still happen to be one of the sluttiest days of my life and the title of the blog was a quote from one of my friends a couple of days later so I felt it was an appropriate heading.
By [email protected]6 years ago in Filthy
Stranger Dick
This is one of those moments where I wish I had an iPhone so I could take a screen shot of my contact list or text thread just for the sake of showing you that the story I'm about to tell you is 100% true. I almost titled this one "Why I Deleted My Adam4Adam Account" but considering this is how he's saved in my phone I decided to go with the more concise "Stranger Dick."
By [email protected]6 years ago in Filthy
She Footsie
I’m sure I’m not the only one trying to find different avenues of making money, especially during this pandemic. So with that being said I tried to step into the world of Foot Fetish. I attempted to create an Instagram account revolving around my feet. I mean if my feet can make me extra cash on the side, why not see how far they can take me. So I gathered some feet photos & started up my Instagram account “She_Footsie”.
By Malia Leialoha Enos6 years ago in Filthy
I GOT TURNED DOWN 5 TIMES IN THE CLUB!
This happened last year before the start of the corona and trust me when I say it was a true story. I don;t want to give you a novel so I will try and keep this story straight to the point. I had not gone clubbing for a while and I had a previous work colleague who was travelling to India to visit his family. He had not been for sometime. So it was one of those scenarios we had to go out before he flew out. Because it was such short notice and it only ended up being me and him! He was not really the social type! Like he could talk but he could not really talk to ladies. I was not any better but I could at least hold a conversation. The idea was not to pull but just have a good time as we spent a majority of our time working and never really get the chance to enjoy ourselves.
By Emmanuel Atunsiri6 years ago in Filthy
Don’t Be A D*ck. Be a Pussy.
Supple, soft and self sufficient. With the right care; hydrated and alert. I can just hear Bruce lee’s voice as I imagine what alternative advice he would give me if I asked him of which genitalia I should embody in life. If you don’t get that reference. Just youtube Bruce Lee ‘Be Water.’ I’ve got more important things to explain.
By Victory Black6 years ago in Filthy
So Are You Saying Yes... ?
Picture the scene: we are in the dungeons of the inquisition, deep below Toledo. The shivering victim has been undressed, "examined," and is now lashed across a bench in the flickering torchlight. A grim figure approaches, in his hands—a devilish instrument of torture. The orange glow of the brazier reflects from its jagged metal surface. The victim's eyes widen. Her pretty lips are quickly moistened in fear (and... just perhaps... arousal?)
By James Missaglia7 years ago in Filthy
Five Perverse but True Sexual Facts That Prove Humans of All Races are Equal
This article is a companion piece to the video series. Sex! I have it (luckily), you have it (hopefully), we all have it (right?), and we all love it (again, hopefully). As there are countless human beings who don't seem to be cognizant of the fact that all human beings are indeed in fact human beings, I decided it would be a good idea, through the use of sexual practices, to prove that humans are all the same, despite minor, unimportant differences. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this list of 100% true facts that prove if you look like a person, and if you talk like a person, chances are, you're probably a person.
By Regular Person7 years ago in Filthy
Fancy A Snow Job? Does This ‘Game Of Thrones’ Porn Parody Have Less Sex Than The Show Itself?
From Edward Penishands to Night of the Living Milfs, we all love a good porn parody — you name it, someone has probably done it. Whether it be an X-rated version of the '60s Batman series or a homosexual take on Twilight (dubbed Twinklight), no franchise is safe, and the porn business means big bucks. So, with this in mind, it was only a matter of time before someone somewhere decided to take all the dicks and dragons of Westeros and turn #GameofThrones into a peen-filled parody porno.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Filthy
