Warranty
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Thank you for your purchase satisfaction is guaranteed if you do follow the guidelines provided by the company please return unused portion if not completely satisfied with product if there are any changes in mood skin tone skin colour height temperature hair colour hair density tingling in the extremities accidental semen loss intentional semen loss no semen production loss of appetite do not try with medication please use before expiration date take once a day take with food take with water take care...
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Kendall Defoe
Teacher, reader, writer, dreamer... I am a college instructor who cannot stop letting his thoughts end up on the page. No AI. No Fake Work. It's all me...
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Comments (6)
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So funny, but with so much truth in it! Well done, Kendall!
Ah, the caveats & those who enforce them.
Haha, Awesome!
Original, clever and too true! It's been a long time since I've seen a word cloud. Great job, Kendall!
Clever and oh so true! It's the same with commercials for prescription meds...could make you vomit, lose motor control, give you constipation, make you shit yourself, lol. This was great!!